Shut up, Sollux.

[biipolareye2]

okay, let me get thii2 2traiight.
you brought me here to 2end me to a place where people paiil each other wiithout bucket2.
WHAT THE FUCK II2 WRONG WIITH YOU.
jegus ii 2wear you just want to 2ee me 2uffer.

Comments

[turnsintodudes]

Gross! Oh my god, what the hell!?

You could've just said it was...I mean...that kind've topic!

One you don't explain to humans who don't get your weird alien stuff!

[biipolareye2]

fuck, YOU'RE the one that a2ked.
ii diidnt make you read thii2 2hiit!
you could've just not read thii2.

[turnsintodudes]

Well look buddy, you're the one who discussed it in an open and public forum.

Of course people're gonna read it!

[biipolareye2]

well ii diidn't expect people other than my friiend2 to look at thii2.
but hey, that'2 what happen2 when you put thiing2 on a publiic forum.
2hiit happen2.

[turnsintodudes]

Oh well, honest mistake I guess! I've never met an alien before though.

Nice horns!

[biipolareye2]

...yeah.
niice haiir.

[turnsintodudes]

Oh, y'don't have to compliment me back or something like that, if that's what yer' doin'! Unless you really like it. Then thanks I guess.

[Can't tell if srs, basically.

So she's leaning forward and taking a closer look at said horns because what is personal space amirite.]

[biipolareye2]

[...wat. He's not pushing her or batting her hands away, though.]