Shut up, Sollux.

[biipolareye2]

okay, let me get thii2 2traiight.
you brought me here to 2end me to a place where people paiil each other wiithout bucket2.
WHAT THE FUCK II2 WRONG WIITH YOU.
jegus ii 2wear you just want to 2ee me 2uffer.

Comments

[timaeustestifid]

I thought that was the driving force of this practice.

[turnsintodudes]

Buckets? What?

You're not making any sense!

[biipolareye2]

oh jegu2 fuck.
iit's a part of our biirthiing proce22.
iit iinvolves putiing iin genetiic materiial iin the bucket.
ii can't even believe ii'm explaiiniing thii2 2hiit.

[turnsintodudes]

[what is this i dont even]

[biipolareye2]

only for you human2.
fuck, iif we diidn't use bucket2 we'd be breediing liike hopbea2t2.

[biipolareye2]

[Shrugs.]

[turnsintodudes]

Gross! Oh my god, what the hell!?

You could've just said it was...I mean...that kind've topic!

One you don't explain to humans who don't get your weird alien stuff!

[timaeustestifid]

Is that how it works?
Actually, no.
Don't tell me.
I won't tell you where babies come from if you don't tell me where grubs come from.

[biipolareye2]

agreed.
ii really don't want to know about how you're born.

[biipolareye2]

fuck, YOU'RE the one that a2ked.
ii diidnt make you read thii2 2hiit!
you could've just not read thii2.

[turnsintodudes]

Well look buddy, you're the one who discussed it in an open and public forum.

Of course people're gonna read it!

[biipolareye2]

well ii diidn't expect people other than my friiend2 to look at thii2.
but hey, that'2 what happen2 when you put thiing2 on a publiic forum.
2hiit happen2.

[turnsintodudes]

Oh well, honest mistake I guess! I've never met an alien before though.

Nice horns!

[biipolareye2]

...yeah.
niice haiir.

[turnsintodudes]

Oh, y'don't have to compliment me back or something like that, if that's what yer' doin'! Unless you really like it. Then thanks I guess.

[Can't tell if srs, basically.

So she's leaning forward and taking a closer look at said horns because what is personal space amirite.]

[biipolareye2]

[...wat. He's not pushing her or batting her hands away, though.]

[fireflyheir]

that still sounds weird as a verb.

[biipolareye2]

oh look who iit iis.
iit's the human wiith the blue text and the wiindy powers.
you're the la2t per2on ii wanted to 2ee.

[fireflyheir]

hi to you too, dude!
what, seriously? sheesh. but i'm here, so… what are you going to do about it?

[biipolareye2]

for the moment ii'm thiinkiing about bla2tiing her computer but that wouldn't work.
ii just hope 2he ha2n't anythiing el2e planned.

[fireflyheir]

[…well he meant what did Sollux plan to do about John being here but yeah okay, this is fine too]
i guess she wouldn't be able to do anything for a while, but… she'd be pretty mad after. things might get worse.
that might be better, then.

[biipolareye2]

[Yeah, he's too pissed to think straight.]

yeah.
iit's liike dealiing wiith eriidan on a daiily ba2i2.

[fireflyheir]

eridan?
i don't think i know him…

[tipsygnostalgia]

sounds pretty kinky
why woudl you wanna pass up such a fun time such as thathuh?

[dewandglass]

W)(OA)(.. 38O
T)(ere are seriously games like t)(at out t)(ere??
Sounds AWFUL! 38/