Shut up, Sollux.

[biipolareye2]

okay, let me get thii2 2traiight.
you brought me here to 2end me to a place where people paiil each other wiithout bucket2.
WHAT THE FUCK II2 WRONG WIITH YOU.
jegus ii 2wear you just want to 2ee me 2uffer.

Comments

[timaeustestifid]

I thought that was the driving force of this practice.

[biipolareye2]

only for you human2.
fuck, iif we diidn't use bucket2 we'd be breediing liike hopbea2t2.

[timaeustestifid]

Is that how it works?
Actually, no.
Don't tell me.
I won't tell you where babies come from if you don't tell me where grubs come from.

[biipolareye2]

agreed.
ii really don't want to know about how you're born.

[timaeustestifid]

Well
That's not a mystery.

[turnsintodudes]

Buckets? What?

You're not making any sense!

[biipolareye2]

oh jegu2 fuck.
iit's a part of our biirthiing proce22.
iit iinvolves putiing iin genetiic materiial iin the bucket.
ii can't even believe ii'm explaiiniing thii2 2hiit.

[turnsintodudes]

[what is this i dont even]

[biipolareye2]

[Shrugs.]

[turnsintodudes]

Gross! Oh my god, what the hell!?

You could've just said it was...I mean...that kind've topic!

One you don't explain to humans who don't get your weird alien stuff!

[fireflyheir]

that still sounds weird as a verb.

[biipolareye2]

oh look who iit iis.
iit's the human wiith the blue text and the wiindy powers.
you're the la2t per2on ii wanted to 2ee.

[fireflyheir]

hi to you too, dude!
what, seriously? sheesh. but i'm here, so… what are you going to do about it?

[biipolareye2]

for the moment ii'm thiinkiing about bla2tiing her computer but that wouldn't work.
ii just hope 2he ha2n't anythiing el2e planned.

[fireflyheir]

[…well he meant what did Sollux plan to do about John being here but yeah okay, this is fine too]
i guess she wouldn't be able to do anything for a while, but… she'd be pretty mad after. things might get worse.
that might be better, then.

[tipsygnostalgia]

sounds pretty kinky
why woudl you wanna pass up such a fun time such as thathuh?

[biipolareye2]

becau2e ii'm not iintere2ted doiing iit wiith a human.
ii already have 2omeone ii care about.

[tipsygnostalgia]

does that mean ur an alian?
*alien
soooo you have a gf? or bf? typical

[biipolareye2]

jegu2, what the fuck ii2 wrong wiith your typiing?
are you half-bliind or 2omethiing?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i can totoaly answer that
but only if u tell me first what the fuck is wrong with your typing its like unreadabse bro
*unreadable

[dewandglass]

W)(OA)(.. 38O
T)(ere are seriously games like t)(at out t)(ere??
Sounds AWFUL! 38/

[biipolareye2]

ii know, riight?
ii mean, how the hell do they do iit wiithout paiil2?
ii'm almo2t afraiid to fiind out.

[dewandglass]

Glub glub glub glub!
S)(-E-ES)(... I'm not sure I even want to know!
Best of luck to you, t)(oug)(! 38O!!!

[biipolareye2]

gee, thank2.
ii feel 2o much better now.
glub.

[dewandglass]

Sorry!!
I'm not sure W)(AT to say to make you feel better! 38/
Of course I'm worried about you..
But you )(ave a tendensea to underestimate yourself a little, too.
I t)(ink you'll be alrig)(t..

T)(oug)(, ble)(!
I can't say I like t)(e idea of you pailing with a bunc)( of strange )(umans, eit)(er.