goodbyes and apps

[allendsmeat]

I don't wanna talk. Saying goodbye is boring. I just wanna go to the ghost town and get more nakama. You should make other people app. Or take me to that Vappon place! Sanji and Smokey are there and I wanna go see them all!

If you wanna backtag hurry up. There's no meat there.

Comments

[strongestcoward]

I don't poop.

[allendsmeat]

Ehhh? Really? I thought everyone pooped. Even mermaids. [nod] Do you pee?

[strongestcoward]

Everything I consume is part of me forever.

[allendsmeat]

That's hard. I'm sorry. It'll be okay though. I'm sure you can spit pretty far!

[strongestcoward]

[As if by way of an answer, Asura half coughs up his buddy again and the proceeds to vomit a laser from the tip, into the sky.]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

THAT IS SO COOL!!

2/2

[allendsmeat]

But it's cheating [waves hand] You can't have a competition like that or you'd always win.

[strongestcoward]

So what? The best always win anyway.

[allendsmeat]

It doesn't count if it isn't pee. [so there]

[strongestcoward]

We were talking about spit, you peon!

[allendsmeat]

Yeah but it's the same thing. [nod] How can you make a contest who can pee over the side the farthest if you can't pee or spit?

[ponders]

Can you shoot snot from your nose?

[strongestcoward]

I can spit!

[Hoark-pitoowee! He spits! Normal style, aside from the fact he gobs up enough spit to drown a rat.]

[allendsmeat]

Hooo! That's a lot of spit! Wow you must be pretty thirsty now, old guy! hahaha!

I bet I can do more!

[and he starts hocking and building spit up in his mouth until his cheeks bulge like a chipmunk]

[strongestcoward]

Hold it! Keep your damn fluids to yourself!

[Aaaaaand his idea to ensure Luffy doesn't spray like a water hose is to slap his hands over his mouth.]

[allendsmeat]

[hey! No fair! He got to show his spit!]

Oi!

[of course with that action a great amount does leak out--everywhere]</small

[strongestcoward]

[Oh god, it's like his fingers act as a sprinkler.

Staring completely deadpan for a second-]

... You scum.

[allendsmeat]

[pushes his hand away] What did you do that for? Your fingers taste gross!

[strongestcoward]

What were you doing making such a vile amount of spit!? You'll make me puke!

[allendsmeat]

You had more spit than I did! And it was grosser!

[strongestcoward]

My spit is completely different to yours!

[allendsmeat]

How is it different at all?!