goodbyes and apps

[allendsmeat]

I don't wanna talk. Saying goodbye is boring. I just wanna go to the ghost town and get more nakama. You should make other people app. Or take me to that Vappon place! Sanji and Smokey are there and I wanna go see them all!

If you wanna backtag hurry up. There's no meat there.

Comments

[strongestcoward]

No meat!? What a horrendously terrifyingly disgustingly shockingly frightful concept!

[allendsmeat]

Yeah! It's terrible! I just eat fish and corn! Anyway I want lots of meat right away so if you know where any is you should tell me!

[strongestcoward]

...You look pretty meaty, ke-ke-ke-ke!

[That meat would so (dare I say it?) rubbery.]

[allendsmeat]

Yeah but I can't eat me. Eating people is gross. [wshes hand through the air]

[strongestcoward]

Have you ever tried?

[Eating himself or eating people. Either one.]

[allendsmeat]

Yeah. It was pretty bad and I bled a lot.

[strongestcoward]

Oh! Well, I'll not do that then, it sounds stupid. [This is not actually said as an insult.]

...And don't even think about eating me, by the way.

[allendsmeat]

I don't wanna eat you. You're gross and don't turn into a dinosaur.

[but then, just to check because you never know when someone can turn into something else]

Can you?

[strongestcoward]

...I could if I wanted to. But I have no such desire! Dinosaurs are all dead, you know? Who wants to be a dead thing?

[allendsmeat]

No they're not. I rode one. Anyway Ivan can turn into a dinosaur. He's pretty cool so it'd be hard to be as cool as him. [yep] What else can you turn into?

[strongestcoward]

I don't listen to a human's idea of cool anyway. [sulky yeah]

And I don't answer their questions when I don't want to either.

[allendsmeat]

That's boring. [pout] Well I'm going to go find some meat then. Good luck, old guy.

[strongestcoward]

...Hey, I'm not old! [He casually hooks a finger into his own cheek and pulls it out, stretching to arm's length. When he lets go, BOIYOYOIYOING back to normal.]

See!? I have the taut skin of a young man!

[allendsmeat]

Ehhh?! Did you eat the gum gum fruit, too? [that's so cool!] Hey! Do it again, old guy!

1/2

[strongestcoward]

No! And also no again!

[Look at his grumpy line face, Luffy!]

2/2

[strongestcoward]

[And now he is dork smiling.]

Promise to stand still and I'll do something cooler instead.

[privoxy]

I doubt you can get your mun to listen to you, if you can't even remember the name of that game you wish to go to. Learn your facts before making demands, if you want to succeed at all.

[allendsmeat]

She always listens to me cuz she likes me. Anyway I know that Sanji is there and Smokey so I wanna go see them.

[privoxy]

[brow raise] Smokey? Is that a pet?

[allendsmeat]

He's a Marine and I think we're going to be allies there. [yep. he's decided this] Cuz I don't hate him and Sanji's already in his apartment so I will be too.

You should come, too! I'll be fun!

[privoxy]

You don't even know me.

[allendsmeat]

So what? You can still have fun, right?

[privoxy]

I don't even know what place you're talking about, and I don't want to go anywhere. Still, why would you invite a stranger?

[allendsmeat]

Because it's fun and why not? If we hang out a lot we won't be strangers, so it's okay. [yep]

[privoxy]

I'm not sure I want to. You're one of more riduculous humans I've seen.