goodbyes and apps

[allendsmeat]

I don't wanna talk. Saying goodbye is boring. I just wanna go to the ghost town and get more nakama. You should make other people app. Or take me to that Vappon place! Sanji and Smokey are there and I wanna go see them all!

If you wanna backtag hurry up. There's no meat there.

Comments

[strongestcoward]

No meat!? What a horrendously terrifyingly disgustingly shockingly frightful concept!

[allendsmeat]

Yeah! It's terrible! I just eat fish and corn! Anyway I want lots of meat right away so if you know where any is you should tell me!

[strongestcoward]

...You look pretty meaty, ke-ke-ke-ke!

[That meat would so (dare I say it?) rubbery.]

[allendsmeat]

Yeah but I can't eat me. Eating people is gross. [wshes hand through the air]

[strongestcoward]

Have you ever tried?

[Eating himself or eating people. Either one.]

[allendsmeat]

Yeah. It was pretty bad and I bled a lot.

[strongestcoward]

Oh! Well, I'll not do that then, it sounds stupid. [This is not actually said as an insult.]

...And don't even think about eating me, by the way.

[allendsmeat]

I don't wanna eat you. You're gross and don't turn into a dinosaur.

[but then, just to check because you never know when someone can turn into something else]

Can you?

[strongestcoward]

...I could if I wanted to. But I have no such desire! Dinosaurs are all dead, you know? Who wants to be a dead thing?

[allendsmeat]

No they're not. I rode one. Anyway Ivan can turn into a dinosaur. He's pretty cool so it'd be hard to be as cool as him. [yep] What else can you turn into?

[strongestcoward]

I don't listen to a human's idea of cool anyway. [sulky yeah]

And I don't answer their questions when I don't want to either.

[allendsmeat]

That's boring. [pout] Well I'm going to go find some meat then. Good luck, old guy.

[strongestcoward]

...Hey, I'm not old! [He casually hooks a finger into his own cheek and pulls it out, stretching to arm's length. When he lets go, BOIYOYOIYOING back to normal.]

See!? I have the taut skin of a young man!

[allendsmeat]

Ehhh?! Did you eat the gum gum fruit, too? [that's so cool!] Hey! Do it again, old guy!

1/2

[strongestcoward]

No! And also no again!

[Look at his grumpy line face, Luffy!]

2/2

[strongestcoward]

[And now he is dork smiling.]

Promise to stand still and I'll do something cooler instead.

1/2

[allendsmeat]

Hmmmmmmmmm

2/2

[allendsmeat]

[nope! Nothing suspicious here!]

Okay!

[strongestcoward]

[So Asura rolls up a sleeve to show an arm.

And then he stretches the skin into a long, white scarf.

Because scarves are super awesome, okay.]

[allendsmeat]

Oh, you're a bandage bandage guy. [picks nose. Not as cool as he was expecting but...]

[strongestcoward]

Wrong!

[The scarf reaches out, to hover in front of Luffy's face and then...

Sprouts an eye.]

I am an 'everything I want to be' person!

[allendsmeat]

Robin can do that, too. [pokes it experimentally]

[strongestcoward]

[And that would put a small black eye symbol on his finger tip.

In about five seconds, it'll cause a huge impact to kick off from that spot. Good thing for the whole rubber man thing.]

Hey! Don't poke a guy's eye! You jerk! That hurts.

[Doesn't sound like he minds too much though.]

[allendsmeat]

Eh? Ack! [is blasted and bounces against a convenient wall] That hurt! Jerk! Don't put your eyes on me! That's gross!

[strongestcoward]

Wha- you're too bouncy! You're terrifyingly bouncy!

[His arm scarf snaps back into place.]

Your bounciness surpasses humanity! Are you... An elastic god!?