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[not_so_evil_twin]

I won't even ask why you would think sending me to a place where I would be without my speed would be a good idea because I'm sure the answer would be painfully stupid.

But why send me there when there's not one but three of those damn Flashes around? I no longer have any interest in destroying them and you're even more of a fool than I thought if you believe I'm going to 'play nice' with Wally, Bart, and Barry Allen. Are you just hoping they'll annoy me into insanity? I have better things to do than deal with whatever ridiculous whims you have so there's no need to try sending me anywhere.

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[backinakidflash]

The turtle. Isn't. Big enough. For the both of us. You tell your mun I said no. No. No way. Not happening. I've got Max Lord in my apartment building.

They are not putting you in the empty apartment.

[not_so_evil_twin]

I have told the mun no. It's about as effective as telling you to slow down and think.

[backinakidflash]

I don't have to slow down and think! You're freaking evil - oh shit. Are you already here? This is all you, isn't it? This no powers thing. You little creep.

[not_so_evil_twin]

What would I possibly have to gain by removing all those powers?

[backinakidflash]

I don't know, I don't care. Maybe you want to bring us all down to your level.

[not_so_evil_twin]

I see you become even more of an idiot as you age. It's not possible to bring you down to my level when I'm superior to you all.

[backinakidflash]

Did you still die? Cause last I checked, you die just like the rest of us.

[sciencewhizard]

Hey. I'm nowhere near annoying.

[not_so_evil_twin]

No, you're far beyond it.

[sciencewhizard]

Oh, right- and you're a picture of perfection.

It's already difficult enough having to deal with some cousin from another univers- Wait, since you're his clone, does this make you my cousin too?

[not_so_evil_twin]

I'm closer to it than you.

Unfortunately, that may be the case.

[sciencewhizard]

Riiiiiiiiiiight. And people say I'm full of myself.

Nope. I'd totally rather not. One cousin-but-not-cousin is enough.

[not_so_evil_twin]

I was genetically engineered to be superior. It's not being full of myself, it's simply fact.

Neither of us has a choice in the matter, West.

[diedasaint]

Technically, I'm not there yet.

[it's said calmly, with the faintest of smiles. probably best to focus on something harmless for now because he's not sure who you are and why you seem to harbor so many antagonistic feelings.

the joys of being out of commission for over 20 years.]

[not_so_evil_twin]

It's likely you'll arrive before I would. Despite how patient I can be, even I would say this mun is slow when it comes to things like applications.

[diedasaint]

[a chuckle.]

I wouldn't bank on that if I were you. Mine might not be the slowest person out there, but she's a little obsessive when it comes to the details.

[and the formatting. and the length. and the everything else. but:]

Patient, huh? I don't recall too many speedsters with that particular trait.

[not_so_evil_twin]

At least she started your application. Mine has done little more than fill out basic information.

[Thad smirks.]

Of course not. I was created to be superior to other speedsters.

[diedasaint]

Everyone starts somewhere. Though most people don't go about it stepping over others.

["created to be superior"? what a load of crap, not that he'd ever say it out loud.]

Sorry to break it to you, kid, but there's no superiority when it comes to being fast.

[not_so_evil_twin]

Better to step over others than trip and fall behind.

I'm more than just fast, Allen.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Don't hate just because you can't keep up!

[not_so_evil_twin]

You're the one that couldn't keep up with me.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Can you even hit the sound barrier yet...cause nothing personal but this ain't the JV track tryouts!

[not_so_evil_twin]

[Thad just laughs.] The sound barrier? Child's play. I've entered the Speed Force itself.

[flashingtheimpulse]

[Bart chuckled as well, but for different reasons...it wasn't everyday that he got to hang with someone who could hold there own in a race, and he was having fun.]

Wow! That would almost be impressive if I didn't practically eat the freaking Speed Force for breakfast!

[The kid stuck out his tongue and pushed himself on, closing in on reaching the speed of light.]

[not_so_evil_twin]

I doubt you even fully understand what the SpeedForce is.