not_so_evil_twin: (Angry)
Thad Thawne | Inertia ([personal profile] not_so_evil_twin) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-06-22 07:07 pm

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I won't even ask why you would think sending me to a place where I would be without my speed would be a good idea because I'm sure the answer would be painfully stupid.

But why send me there when there's not one but three of those damn Flashes around? I no longer have any interest in destroying them and you're even more of a fool than I thought if you believe I'm going to 'play nice' with Wally, Bart, and Barry Allen. Are you just hoping they'll annoy me into insanity? I have better things to do than deal with whatever ridiculous whims you have so there's no need to try sending me anywhere.
flashingtheimpulse: (Thinking bout it)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-09 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, just wait to you meet some of the hotties down there, you'll see quick enough why wearing the outfit isn't the best bet when trying to kick it with the ladies! Don't get me wrong, it's cool to put on the uniform, but if they see it then it's all they will wanna talk about and that is just more trouble then it's worth sometimes.
flashingtheimpulse: (What?)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-09 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Wait...what's wrong with being fast?
flashingtheimpulse: (Laughing)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-09 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...oh man, gotcha! Hey no worries bud. If anyone asks just say you are a street magician! The ladies love that stuff and I've made some decent coin with my "tricks".
flashingtheimpulse: (Laughing)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-09 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That's cool! I'll just have to introduce you as my amazing assistant...Kirk the Whimsical! Oh dude, the chicks dig a magician and it's not about the coin either. Heck, i tend to give the earnings away to people who really need it, though I may buy myself one of those things...you know, the deep fried dough thing with the powder sugar stuff on it...crap, what is it called?!

Funnel Cake! Heck yeah, gotta love a funnel cake!
flashingtheimpulse: (Cocky grin)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-09 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
What? It was the first thing that sprang to mind!

Oh bud, you are in for a freaking treat man, funnel cakes are awesome!
flashingtheimpulse: (Smile)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing is wrong with Thad, but you still gotta add a touch of flair for the show!

Dude, with our metabolisms I think we can burn off a funnel cake in a few seconds time, it's one of the cooler perks of having abilities like ours.
flashingtheimpulse: (Laughing)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Huh...well I guess Thad the Tremendous could work well enough.

Heck yeah man, it is freaking yummy!
flashingtheimpulse: (I agree)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-12 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome sauce! Man this is going to rock so hard, been hoping there was someone kinda like me out there and now that I found you we are freaking going to tear this place up!
flashingtheimpulse: (Laughing)

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-13 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say, always been a bit of a wild card!

[Bart laughed again for a moment but the alarm on his cell caught his attention after a few seconds.]

Oh man, time to get over to her house, ready to run bud?
flashingtheimpulse: (Running)

handwaving the rest okay?

[personal profile] flashingtheimpulse 2013-07-13 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bart grinned for a moment before he stood up and after setting a wad of cash on the table he took off at a run.]