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[not_so_evil_twin]

I won't even ask why you would think sending me to a place where I would be without my speed would be a good idea because I'm sure the answer would be painfully stupid.

But why send me there when there's not one but three of those damn Flashes around? I no longer have any interest in destroying them and you're even more of a fool than I thought if you believe I'm going to 'play nice' with Wally, Bart, and Barry Allen. Are you just hoping they'll annoy me into insanity? I have better things to do than deal with whatever ridiculous whims you have so there's no need to try sending me anywhere.

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[not_so_evil_twin]

Blending in won't be a problem once I get some proper clothing. Though for most of the time, I see no reason to blend.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Oh man, just wait to you meet some of the hotties down there, you'll see quick enough why wearing the outfit isn't the best bet when trying to kick it with the ladies! Don't get me wrong, it's cool to put on the uniform, but if they see it then it's all they will wanna talk about and that is just more trouble then it's worth sometimes.

[not_so_evil_twin]

I didn't just mean the outfit. I was talking about my speed in general.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Wait...what's wrong with being fast?

[not_so_evil_twin]

Nothing but some people seem convinced it should be hidden when not in uniform.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Oh...oh man, gotcha! Hey no worries bud. If anyone asks just say you are a street magician! The ladies love that stuff and I've made some decent coin with my "tricks".

[not_so_evil_twin]

I see. I'll leave the street performances to you. I've never had to worry about money.

[flashingtheimpulse]

That's cool! I'll just have to introduce you as my amazing assistant...Kirk the Whimsical! Oh dude, the chicks dig a magician and it's not about the coin either. Heck, i tend to give the earnings away to people who really need it, though I may buy myself one of those things...you know, the deep fried dough thing with the powder sugar stuff on it...crap, what is it called?!

Funnel Cake! Heck yeah, gotta love a funnel cake!

[not_so_evil_twin]

Kirk the Whimsical? [Just arching a brow slowly.]

I don't believe I've ever had a funnel cake before.

[flashingtheimpulse]

What? It was the first thing that sprang to mind!

Oh bud, you are in for a freaking treat man, funnel cakes are awesome!

[not_so_evil_twin]

What's wrong with Thad?

We'll see. They don't sound particularly healthy.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Nothing is wrong with Thad, but you still gotta add a touch of flair for the show!

Dude, with our metabolisms I think we can burn off a funnel cake in a few seconds time, it's one of the cooler perks of having abilities like ours.

[not_so_evil_twin]

Then we can stay with Thad and not change it to Kirk.

I see. And it tastes good?

[flashingtheimpulse]

Huh...well I guess Thad the Tremendous could work well enough.

Heck yeah man, it is freaking yummy!

[not_so_evil_twin]

Hm. I suppose that could work. [He smirks.]

Very well then. I'll try one.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Awesome sauce! Man this is going to rock so hard, been hoping there was someone kinda like me out there and now that I found you we are freaking going to tear this place up!

[not_so_evil_twin]

And here I was under the impression that you hero types were against tearing places up. [He's joking this time.]

[flashingtheimpulse]

What can I say, always been a bit of a wild card!

[Bart laughed again for a moment but the alarm on his cell caught his attention after a few seconds.]

Oh man, time to get over to her house, ready to run bud?

[not_so_evil_twin]

I am always ready to run. Let's go.

handwaving the rest okay?

[flashingtheimpulse]

[Bart grinned for a moment before he stood up and after setting a wad of cash on the table he took off at a run.]

Sounds good to me

[not_so_evil_twin]

[Thad stood as well and stretched quickly before taking off after Bart.]