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[not_so_evil_twin]

I won't even ask why you would think sending me to a place where I would be without my speed would be a good idea because I'm sure the answer would be painfully stupid.

But why send me there when there's not one but three of those damn Flashes around? I no longer have any interest in destroying them and you're even more of a fool than I thought if you believe I'm going to 'play nice' with Wally, Bart, and Barry Allen. Are you just hoping they'll annoy me into insanity? I have better things to do than deal with whatever ridiculous whims you have so there's no need to try sending me anywhere.

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[not_so_evil_twin]

I'd advise keeping a careful eye on those doctors too.

[He falls silent as the food arrives, the corner of his mouth quirking upwards into a tiny smile.]

Sweet freaking nacho? Really?

[flashingtheimpulse]

[He considered it for a moment and nodded slightly. In truth he didn't have a clue about that science stuff but it would be simple enough to mention it to Chloe.

When the food was laid out and the waitress and her help departed, Bart tore into the sandwiches with fervor, only to look up when he was being teased. With his mouth half full he offered a response.]

Hey now, no need to poke fun! Take a bite and tell me that it wasn't worth the trip!

[not_so_evil_twin]

[Thad ate quickly but a bit more neatly. His eating speed might even have been considered 'slow' for a speedster.]

I didn't say the food wasn't worth the trip. This is quite good.

[flashingtheimpulse]

I know right! Man it freaking rocks, and the price is really cheap for the great quality they serve too...I try finding new places to eat from time to time, but this joint and a few others are on my special "kick ass awesome" list!

[not_so_evil_twin]

What others are on this list of yours?

[flashingtheimpulse]

Got this place down in Mexico that serves the best freaking burritos, a little joint outside of Central City that has over fifty different kinds of homemade pie, there's also a beach side shop in Florida that has real great swordfish sandwiches, an all you can eat buffet in China that makes these awesome dumplings, and last but not least...I got this bakery I know of that has the freaking greatest cookies in the world!

[not_so_evil_twin]

[Thad takes note all these locations. He's quiet for just a moment before deciding to ask something he's unsure of.]

Perhaps we could visit those locations some other time.

[flashingtheimpulse]

That would be awesome! Just don't go sharing the locations with a lot of people, gotta keep it low key or else we'd never get a table again.

[not_so_evil_twin]

I don't have anyone to tell these locations to.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Hey man, no worries! You got me now, and it would be cool to take you to my favorite haunts. Heck, I've been looking for a good wingman to run with and you can hold your own speed wise so we should totally freaking tag up and go say hello to a few lovely ladies sometime!

[not_so_evil_twin]

I doubt I will be much assistance as a wingman but I'll come with you. [He's trying not to but he's smiling a little bit.]

[flashingtheimpulse]

Awesomeness! And no self doubting yourself bud, gotta stay positive and good things will happen...oh man, thinking we should hit the beaches down in Florida first!

Just gotta swing by Central City in about ten minutes or so, promised Mr.Wilcox that i'd paint her fence for her, she's a sweet old lady but she has been having problems handling the upkeep of her place ever since her husband George passed away a few years back.

I keep an eye on her and help do some of the chores to make things a little easier on her. Plus, she makes some killer brownies! Best i've ever freaking had dude...oh man, you can swing by with me if you want! The painting will take a few seconds and between the two of us we could have her house looking fly in a minute or two. What'da say bud? Help and old lady, get some brownies, then head to Florida to mack on the ladies?!

[not_so_evil_twin]

[Thad just stares as Bart goes on, making note of everything he says. He's still not entirely sure on how he feels about any of it but things are going well enough so he nods.]

Alright. This sounds like a good enough plan.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Awesome! Man this is going to be so freaking sweet, may as well finish up eating and it's a short little jog over to Central City! We may wanna stop off and grab you some clothes once the house is taken care of...don't get me wrong, the chicks dig a dude in uniform but it'll make blending in a little tricky.

[not_so_evil_twin]

Blending in won't be a problem once I get some proper clothing. Though for most of the time, I see no reason to blend.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Oh man, just wait to you meet some of the hotties down there, you'll see quick enough why wearing the outfit isn't the best bet when trying to kick it with the ladies! Don't get me wrong, it's cool to put on the uniform, but if they see it then it's all they will wanna talk about and that is just more trouble then it's worth sometimes.

[not_so_evil_twin]

I didn't just mean the outfit. I was talking about my speed in general.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Wait...what's wrong with being fast?

[not_so_evil_twin]

Nothing but some people seem convinced it should be hidden when not in uniform.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Oh...oh man, gotcha! Hey no worries bud. If anyone asks just say you are a street magician! The ladies love that stuff and I've made some decent coin with my "tricks".

[not_so_evil_twin]

I see. I'll leave the street performances to you. I've never had to worry about money.

[flashingtheimpulse]

That's cool! I'll just have to introduce you as my amazing assistant...Kirk the Whimsical! Oh dude, the chicks dig a magician and it's not about the coin either. Heck, i tend to give the earnings away to people who really need it, though I may buy myself one of those things...you know, the deep fried dough thing with the powder sugar stuff on it...crap, what is it called?!

Funnel Cake! Heck yeah, gotta love a funnel cake!

[not_so_evil_twin]

Kirk the Whimsical? [Just arching a brow slowly.]

I don't believe I've ever had a funnel cake before.

[flashingtheimpulse]

What? It was the first thing that sprang to mind!

Oh bud, you are in for a freaking treat man, funnel cakes are awesome!

[not_so_evil_twin]

What's wrong with Thad?

We'll see. They don't sound particularly healthy.