Muse is feeling peckish; apparently it's his mun's fault

[ishotyouuu]

Do you know how long it's been.

No, seriously. Do you know. How long. It's BEEN?!

Do you know what it feels like to be surrounded by so many ridiculously attractive people and not being able to do anything about it? I know I've got two working hands and that's all well and good, but sometimes you like hearin' a voice other than your own, y'know?

And don't be givin' me all that PSL malarkey. More like "oh, let's give old Wade a taste of the good life and then just take it away from him". I know what you're up to, you foul temptress, and if you think I'm gonna stand for it you've got another think comin', you hear me? I will totally go Lysistrata on your ass.

Let's see how you like it when you've got all this pent-up inspiration and no way to act on it. Then we'll see who's crawling on their hands and knees.

...

...Oh god dammit that was a poor choice of words, wasn't it.

Come on! Just one time! Please?!

Comments

[tessie]

I won't even say it. [Because it's...very private and - ! She can handle this topic, okay? She can and her face is sunburned! That's why it's so red.]

[ishotyouuu]

Then you're probably right. What, you've never felt that way before?

[tessie]

...no. [Like she would tell the truth about that one. She's a lady.]

[ishotyouuu]

You're lucky, then. It's not really something you forget. It's like an itch you can't scratch, except it's mental as well as physical. And right down in your... well.

[Are you sorry you started this conversation yet?]

[tessie]

Enough. [She turns away, her voice beginning to shake.] I think you can exercise some self control.

[ishotyouuu]

Heh. Self-control and I aren't the best of bedfellows, trust me.

[tessie]

You could work on it in the presence of a lady, at least.

[ishotyouuu]

...Oh, do forgive me, my dear.

[A sweeping bow.]

I promise to be more reserved about the state of my unmentionables in your presence. How's that?

[tessie]

I would appreciate it. [She frowns and crosses her arms over her chest.]