Muse is feeling peckish; apparently it's his mun's fault

[ishotyouuu]

Do you know how long it's been.

No, seriously. Do you know. How long. It's BEEN?!

Do you know what it feels like to be surrounded by so many ridiculously attractive people and not being able to do anything about it? I know I've got two working hands and that's all well and good, but sometimes you like hearin' a voice other than your own, y'know?

And don't be givin' me all that PSL malarkey. More like "oh, let's give old Wade a taste of the good life and then just take it away from him". I know what you're up to, you foul temptress, and if you think I'm gonna stand for it you've got another think comin', you hear me? I will totally go Lysistrata on your ass.

Let's see how you like it when you've got all this pent-up inspiration and no way to act on it. Then we'll see who's crawling on their hands and knees.

...

...Oh god dammit that was a poor choice of words, wasn't it.

Come on! Just one time! Please?!

Comments

[escarabajo]

TMI, dude.

[ex_scintillating454]

I'm not sure what amuses me most but I think it was going Lysistrata on your mun's ass. So many things wrong with that, including you knowing Lysistrata.

[crownless]

I say you go on strike until you get that little problem of yours taken care of.

[ishotyouuu]

Oh, excuse me. Did I offend your delicate sensibilities?

You're talking to a man on the end of his rope here. Forgive me if I couldn't be more G-rated.

[ishotyouuu]

What can I say? I'm classy as hell.

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, there is nothing little about me, boyo. You of all people should know that by now.

[escarabajo]

There are kids here. [this is a family community wade pls] Not to mention people who aren't entirely interested in your, um, situation.

There's no way it's THAT difficult, though--unless your mun's directly getting in your way, I mean.

[arach_nerd]

...yeah, there was no part of that I needed or wanted to hear.

/quietly threadjacks

[escarabajo]

See?

Re: /quietly threadjacks

[arach_nerd]

Count yourself lucky that you don't share a reality with him kid.

[ishotyouuu]

If they know what I'm talking about, they're old enough to take it. It's not like I came out and said anything, is it?

Oh right. Sure. Get a face like mine and then come back and tell me it's not that difficult.

[crownless]

Better be careful. One innuendo too far and you might send the kid up there into fits.

[escarabajo]

[r u d e]

[escarabajo]

Hey, my universe has its share of nutjobs, too.

[ishotyouuu]

[SPIDEY GET THE FUCK OUT.]

Hey, just because you've got a free pass at the Buffet of Love doesn't mean some of us aren't desperately hunting for scraps.

[...he can't concentrate on making good metaphors when his this fucking horny okay]

[ishotyouuu]

Eh, he'll live. You're enjoyin' it, aren't you?

[arach_nerd]

Are any of them psychotic mercenaries who constantly break the fourth wall and never, ever, stop talking ever and somehow makes things go from normal to completely ridiculous in five seconds by sheer virtue of existing?

And yes, I'm aware of the irony of me complaining about someone talking too much.

[escarabajo]

I guess. Kids are pretty smart, though. They'll ask questions, and I'm not gonna be responsible for giving anybody the talk, here.

[...Jaime's not gonna touch that. Not that he knows a thing about the scars.]

There's somebody out there for everyone. I met my girlfriend when she teleported through my garage.

/threadjacks!

[ishotyouuu]

Okay, in what way are any of those qualities a bad thing? Have you seen the reactions from my fans? They love me.

[Then again quite a few of them love the two of us together but let's not talk about that okay I actually like my libido]

it's a threadjack party

[escarabajo]

Just because people like things a lot doesn't necessarily mean that they're good.

But to be fair, the only really big problem is the psychotic bit.

[polkadotdeath]

I thought the major plot of Lysistrata was the withholding of sex as a punishment? Hardly see how that'll do you much good.

[crownless]

I think you already know what my answer's gonna be.

wow we got really serious all of a sudden

[ishotyouuu]

Aw, isn't that cute. The kid has one nauseatingly magical Disney moment and thinks he knows everything about the world.

My first girlfriend was horrifically murdered, my second girlfriend doesn't want anything to do with me because I'm a fucking mess, and I'm forbidden to be with the one woman I'm absolutely crazy about for the sole reason that I can't die.

[He's not going to talk about Cable. It's too early to talk about Cable.]

Also, have you ever had people actually vomit at the sight of you? I have. It's not really conducive to getting a date, believe you me. So why don't you take your little Pollyanna attitude and stick it where it actually belongs.

[ishotyouuu]

Maybe I just wanna hear you say it.

[ishotyouuu]

No, see-- it makes perfect sense. She's withholding sex from me, so in return I won't help her out with her roleplaying so that she doesn't have any ideas and thus... continues... to withhold...

Don't bring your logic into this, smartypants!