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[changelingdude]

Hey dude,

We...gotta talk.

Ok, I get it. Surprise nudity is usually funny. I mean half the Japanese comic books you own use that as a running gag.

...BUT DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE ME FLASH THE WHOLE NETWORK?!! There are so many girls there! And Terra especially! And we JUST had that whole Sex Ed post thing...

And more...why are you so convinced I'd look sexy in girl's shorts? I mean...I know I've got a great butt. I use it all the time. But you think my legs are built like that?

...I'm starting to worry you're thinking of gender bending me dude. And that is NOT ok! Let's be clear. I am a boy. I like being a boy.

Come on dude...don't be like that.

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Hey it may be a low bar, but you sail over it~

[changelingdude]

Oh yeah...I think I read a comic about that. Weren't you also kinda with Barbara too?

Now see the way my Mun works...because he hates heartbreak, he woulda figured out how to have Kory and Babs fall in love.

[Rolls eyes]

Oh yeah dude, it's hilarious. You know how many of my jokes don't work without being able to turn into an animal for the pun?

D'aaaw. *so much blushing*

[wing_of_night]

Oh yeah. After the whole... Trigon thing and Kory had to go back to Tameran, Babs and I kind of hit it off.

I've seen that fanfic too. Won't see me complaining.

[Grin.]

And that is exactly what makes it funny. To me at least.

You deserve it!

[changelingdude]

That...is not exactly the comic I read but I like that version better so I'll stick with it.

Seriously this dude is all about OT3's and stuff. He once had me in an open relationship with Jericho and Terra. Slade was totally ticked off.

[Laughs]

I'm trying to learn to laugh about it, but in game I'm still a little sore...in more ways then one now.

Oh go on~... ... ...no seriously, go on. :3

[wing_of_night]

Yeah. I prefer to gloss over some of those details.

Mine too. [Grin.] I always knew you could turn into a dog, but never thought you would be the sly variety. And hey, whatever makes Slade mad, is good for me.

[There's a slightly - but not very - more serious note in Dick's voice.]

I can imagine. If someone took something like that away from me after relying on it for so long, I can imagine being in the same boat. But remember, it's not the powers that make the man. It's the dorky heart that beats within.

[changelingdude]

Yeah yeah I know...and I'd have said the same thing to me if I had to pep me up.

But we had this big throwdown shortly after I arrived and...I totally got trashed. Like without my powers I'm just another squishy helpless citizen.

I gotta train but no amount of training is gonna put me back on the level I am with my powers. This game is set up so that we need to work with our monster partners. I just don't feel right letting her do all the fighting.

[wing_of_night]

[Wait wait... hold the phone.]

...Monster partners?

[changelingdude]

Oh yeah...didn't I mention that?

We lose our powers and get these monster partners that feed off our emotions. This is mine. I named her Rita.

[Yes after his mommy figure, the monster shyly waves]

[wing_of_night]

Huh. Okay. Definitely not what I was expecting, but at this point I think I've given up on expecting anything.

[changelingdude]

We live in a world with time travel, alternate universes, aliens, and plastic man. I'd say that's the safest bet.

[wing_of_night]

Yeah. I think I stopped trying to anticipate anything when Kory learned English.

[changelingdude]

Were you really able to think of anything at that moment in the first place? [Snicker]

[wing_of_night]

Honestly? Nope. I remember devising several contingencies for what she might do when we first met her, but all of those kinda went out the window at once when she kissed me.

[Sigh.]

Good times. Good times.

[changelingdude]

I'm starting to think no amount of planning can prepare us for girls.

The special ones at least.