Embarrassing him at themainframe

[changelingdude]

Hey dude,

We...gotta talk.

Ok, I get it. Surprise nudity is usually funny. I mean half the Japanese comic books you own use that as a running gag.

...BUT DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE ME FLASH THE WHOLE NETWORK?!! There are so many girls there! And Terra especially! And we JUST had that whole Sex Ed post thing...

And more...why are you so convinced I'd look sexy in girl's shorts? I mean...I know I've got a great butt. I use it all the time. But you think my legs are built like that?

...I'm starting to worry you're thinking of gender bending me dude. And that is NOT ok! Let's be clear. I am a boy. I like being a boy.

Come on dude...don't be like that.

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[wing_of_night]

[Wait wait... hold the phone.]

...Monster partners?

[changelingdude]

Oh yeah...didn't I mention that?

We lose our powers and get these monster partners that feed off our emotions. This is mine. I named her Rita.

[Yes after his mommy figure, the monster shyly waves]

[wing_of_night]

Huh. Okay. Definitely not what I was expecting, but at this point I think I've given up on expecting anything.

[changelingdude]

We live in a world with time travel, alternate universes, aliens, and plastic man. I'd say that's the safest bet.

[wing_of_night]

Yeah. I think I stopped trying to anticipate anything when Kory learned English.

[changelingdude]

Were you really able to think of anything at that moment in the first place? [Snicker]

[wing_of_night]

Honestly? Nope. I remember devising several contingencies for what she might do when we first met her, but all of those kinda went out the window at once when she kissed me.

[Sigh.]

Good times. Good times.

[changelingdude]

I'm starting to think no amount of planning can prepare us for girls.

The special ones at least.