these_lumps: (I say no but they keep giving)
Lumpy Space Princess ([personal profile] these_lumps) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-20 02:34 am
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reserved at capeandcowl because hideous

Oh. My. Glob.

[THE WORST THING EVER HAS HAPPENED]

My lumps! My beautiful lumps! I'm hideous! And smooth! Now no one will wanna touch my hot bod!

Mun. Like. We're gonna have a serious lumping problem here.
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sivalesvendetta: (They will understand one day)

[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If this is hideous, I'm honestly curious as to what you looked like previously.
these_lumps: (get you love drunk off my hump)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I was hot! [best description ever] I know I look like some smooth poser, okay, but I'm still lumping perfect! On the inside. So, whatever, you don't even know, okay?
sivalesvendetta: (It's hard but you know it's worth the fi)

[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. I meant to imply that I think you are perfectly attractive as you are now. Quite so, in fact. Is your skin naturally that color?
these_lumps: (you ain't my man boy)

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[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's like, always like this.

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these_lumps: (brother I ain't asking)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So are you my boyfriend now.
sivalesvendetta: (When the accusations fly)

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[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Um.
sivalesvendetta: (Has been wrong)

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[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't... think so. This isn't how courtships usually go. Aren't I supposed to ask you on some sort of outing first? Give you flowers? Chocolates?
these_lumps: (I do it on the daily)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever, loser, just hold my hand. Glob.
these_lumps: (they treat me really nicely)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You heard me.
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