reserved at capeandcowl because hideous

[these_lumps]

Oh. My. Glob.

[THE WORST THING EVER HAS HAPPENED]

My lumps! My beautiful lumps! I'm hideous! And smooth! Now no one will wanna touch my hot bod!

Mun. Like. We're gonna have a serious lumping problem here.

Comments

[these_lumps]

So are you my boyfriend now.

1/2

[sivalesvendetta]

Um.

2/2

[sivalesvendetta]

I don't... think so. This isn't how courtships usually go. Aren't I supposed to ask you on some sort of outing first? Give you flowers? Chocolates?

[these_lumps]

Whatever, loser, just hold my hand. Glob.

[sivalesvendetta]

[ >:I ]

What?

[these_lumps]

You heard me.