these_lumps: (I say no but they keep giving)
Lumpy Space Princess ([personal profile] these_lumps) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-20 02:34 am
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reserved at capeandcowl because hideous

Oh. My. Glob.

[THE WORST THING EVER HAS HAPPENED]

My lumps! My beautiful lumps! I'm hideous! And smooth! Now no one will wanna touch my hot bod!

Mun. Like. We're gonna have a serious lumping problem here.
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sivalesvendetta: (They will understand one day)

[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If this is hideous, I'm honestly curious as to what you looked like previously.
these_lumps: (get you love drunk off my hump)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I was hot! [best description ever] I know I look like some smooth poser, okay, but I'm still lumping perfect! On the inside. So, whatever, you don't even know, okay?
sivalesvendetta: (It's hard but you know it's worth the fi)

[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. I meant to imply that I think you are perfectly attractive as you are now. Quite so, in fact. Is your skin naturally that color?
these_lumps: (you ain't my man boy)

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[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's like, always like this.

[...]
these_lumps: (brother I ain't asking)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So are you my boyfriend now.
sivalesvendetta: (When the accusations fly)

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[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Um.
sivalesvendetta: (Has been wrong)

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[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't... think so. This isn't how courtships usually go. Aren't I supposed to ask you on some sort of outing first? Give you flowers? Chocolates?
these_lumps: (I do it on the daily)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever, loser, just hold my hand. Glob.
sivalesvendetta: (Anyway)

[personal profile] sivalesvendetta 2012-02-20 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ >:I ]

What?
adventuredog: (YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW)

[personal profile] adventuredog 2012-02-20 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... LSP? You look different, did you do something with your... yourrrrr...

... yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...



















Eyes?
doomedtwiceasmuch: (pic#2406252)

[personal profile] doomedtwiceasmuch 2012-02-20 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
ii dont thiink anyone want2 two hear about your lump2 iin a publiic forum, 2weet jegu2.
these_lumps: (make you scream)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't look at me I'm hideous!
these_lumps: (in the back and in the front)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well "anyone" can just lump off then, Glob! This is like, really serious business.
these_lumps: (they treat me really nicely)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You heard me.
enchiridion: (pic#2515715)

[personal profile] enchiridion 2012-02-22 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

I think you look okay.
these_lumps: (you ain't my man boy)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-22 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Finn, I'm like, having a lot of serious emotions right now. I don't need you making fun of me.
enchiridion: (pic#2515722)

[personal profile] enchiridion 2012-02-22 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't sweat it, LSP! You're still totally you.

Being smooth is pretty awesome, besides.
these_lumps: (in the back and in the front)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-22 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I guess it's okay if you like, don't know any better or something. But now I have to live my life knowing what I'm missing out on, and that sucks!
enchiridion: (pic#2515700)

[personal profile] enchiridion 2012-02-22 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I bet there's a bazillion things you can't do when you're lumpy that you can when you're smooth!

Like, uh. Sword fighting! And sledding! And scuba-diving!
these_lumps: (I say no but they keep giving)

[personal profile] these_lumps 2012-02-22 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care about your lumping s-word activities, Finn! I want my life back!
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