new muse, made for nefarious purposes.

[nonononono]

No. No no, no. I know I say no a lot, but I have good reasons to say no!

I'm not sure about you, but having been on the run and nearly killed multiple times by evil frickin' alien robots? Yeah, there's bound to plenty of negative responses to that. What do you want me to say? Non, nyet, nein? Sorry, lady, but I don't speak any other languages.

Except for Bumblebee's radio. Does that count?

It doesn't matter if it counts! I'm not some toy, okay? Watch your step and leave me alone, or maybe I'll call you Munatron if you go through with all this nightmare stuff in your head.

I'm out.

Comments

[sweet_riiiiims]

So you know the scrapling. Strange, I didn't think he found a new pet~

[nonononono]

[Big robots? Normal.

Big robots he doesn't know? Paint him wary.]

I'm nobody's pet, and I dunno what you mean by "scrapling."

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Just don't touch the paint and things will be peachy...maybe.]

I'm sure that's what they tell you~

[Not even taking you seriously, bro.]

Of course you wouldn't...scrapling.

[nonononono]

[Sam has no intention of touching anything, thanks.]

You know, I get called maggot and boy enough as it is, I don't need another one.

Besides, wouldn't I have to be made of metal to be a scrapling?

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Keep it that way, Even Steven.]

Can't imagine why.

Now, now, we aren't making assumptions, are we?

[nonononono]

[Now mun's thinking of the .gif from the show with the evil chair that proclaims to be Shia's first run in with alien robots...]

Not really. My girlfriend's a mechanic, she works with scraps. I feed my dog scraps. Unless you're some sort of cannibal, human-wise, I don't think referring to "fleshlings" as scraps is really the best you can do.

Unless you're talking about Bumblebee, and then you can just not ever say that about him again.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Screw that Primus/Allspark crap, it was Shia who made the transformers, true story. Knockout leans down to Sam's level.]

And if I was?

[No really, he wants to see what you're gonna do.]

[nonononono]

[IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS STEVEN...]

You see this? [He gestures a square...circle...thing.] My personal space. You're violating it.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[SO IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE GOSPEL OF BAY.]

Looks like I am~

[You like operating tools? Knockout likes operating tools. A scalpel pops up from his right index finger.]

Problem?

[nonononono]

[Michael Bay does awesome commercials. Michael Bay is awesome.

There, it has been said.]

There's a giant scalpel in my face. Yeah, that's a problem.

[tinfoil_angel]

It really could be worse you know.

[nonononono]

Probably, but this is pretty bad.

[tinfoil_angel]

Of course if my mundane had his way he'd probably involve you in my problems. He has been trying to figure out a way to do it for ages but the only way it could even possibly happen is if he made a game.

And there is no way he has the time or patience for that just to see what people would do with nearly ultimate power.

[nonononono]

That's nice and all, but I'd really rather not. I've already got enough games to deal with.

[tinfoil_angel]

Like I said, he wouldn't bother.

Though I'm a little surprised you didn't even bother asking about the near-ultimate power thing.

[nonononono]

I didn't ask because it's got to do with a game and I'm in no way interested. At all.

[tinfoil_angel]

Well really it has to do with me. He's just been thinking about the idea that it could be possible for me to "upgrade" humans if they were willing.

Not that I'd give that sort of thing unless it was a life or death situation.

[nonononono]

...yeah, sorry, man, but I have enough issues with just being not-all-that-normal as is without trying to get some kind of "upgrade."

[tinfoil_angel]

[Yep this conversation was going no where. He was obviously not the curious type. Karl sort of liked that actually.]

So giant alien robots?

[nonononono]

[Sorry, Karl, but Sam's had too much weirdness in his life as is, he doesn't want to go chasing anymore.]

Uh, yeah. Autobots and Decepticons, to be exact.

[secondchances]

You're sounding juuuust a little mental. FYI.

[nonononono]

What, about giant alien robots?

[secondchances]

It was more the bumblebee radio and munatron part, actually.

[nonononono]

Bumblebee's my guardian, an Autobot. He speaks through audio clips, like from the radio or TV or movies, things like that.

...it's not something that happen everyday, trust me, I know.

[koa_chan]

You know, someone could make a drinking game out the amount of times you guys say no.

[nonononono]

They'd die.

[koa_chan]

If they were human... And not Miss Patchouli.

...Then again, only oni and tengu might survive.

[nonononono]

Carbon-based life forms, then.