new muse, made for nefarious purposes.

[nonononono]

No. No no, no. I know I say no a lot, but I have good reasons to say no!

I'm not sure about you, but having been on the run and nearly killed multiple times by evil frickin' alien robots? Yeah, there's bound to plenty of negative responses to that. What do you want me to say? Non, nyet, nein? Sorry, lady, but I don't speak any other languages.

Except for Bumblebee's radio. Does that count?

It doesn't matter if it counts! I'm not some toy, okay? Watch your step and leave me alone, or maybe I'll call you Munatron if you go through with all this nightmare stuff in your head.

I'm out.

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

It really could be worse you know.

[nonononono]

Probably, but this is pretty bad.

[tinfoil_angel]

Of course if my mundane had his way he'd probably involve you in my problems. He has been trying to figure out a way to do it for ages but the only way it could even possibly happen is if he made a game.

And there is no way he has the time or patience for that just to see what people would do with nearly ultimate power.

[nonononono]

That's nice and all, but I'd really rather not. I've already got enough games to deal with.

[tinfoil_angel]

Like I said, he wouldn't bother.

Though I'm a little surprised you didn't even bother asking about the near-ultimate power thing.

[nonononono]

I didn't ask because it's got to do with a game and I'm in no way interested. At all.

[tinfoil_angel]

Well really it has to do with me. He's just been thinking about the idea that it could be possible for me to "upgrade" humans if they were willing.

Not that I'd give that sort of thing unless it was a life or death situation.

[nonononono]

...yeah, sorry, man, but I have enough issues with just being not-all-that-normal as is without trying to get some kind of "upgrade."

[tinfoil_angel]

[Yep this conversation was going no where. He was obviously not the curious type. Karl sort of liked that actually.]

So giant alien robots?

[nonononono]

[Sorry, Karl, but Sam's had too much weirdness in his life as is, he doesn't want to go chasing anymore.]

Uh, yeah. Autobots and Decepticons, to be exact.