new muse, made for nefarious purposes.

[nonononono]

No. No no, no. I know I say no a lot, but I have good reasons to say no!

I'm not sure about you, but having been on the run and nearly killed multiple times by evil frickin' alien robots? Yeah, there's bound to plenty of negative responses to that. What do you want me to say? Non, nyet, nein? Sorry, lady, but I don't speak any other languages.

Except for Bumblebee's radio. Does that count?

It doesn't matter if it counts! I'm not some toy, okay? Watch your step and leave me alone, or maybe I'll call you Munatron if you go through with all this nightmare stuff in your head.

I'm out.

Comments

[sweet_riiiiims]

[SO IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE GOSPEL OF BAY.]

Looks like I am~

[You like operating tools? Knockout likes operating tools. A scalpel pops up from his right index finger.]

Problem?

[nonononono]

[Michael Bay does awesome commercials. Michael Bay is awesome.

There, it has been said.]

There's a giant scalpel in my face. Yeah, that's a problem.