new muse, made for nefarious purposes.

[nonononono]

No. No no, no. I know I say no a lot, but I have good reasons to say no!

I'm not sure about you, but having been on the run and nearly killed multiple times by evil frickin' alien robots? Yeah, there's bound to plenty of negative responses to that. What do you want me to say? Non, nyet, nein? Sorry, lady, but I don't speak any other languages.

Except for Bumblebee's radio. Does that count?

It doesn't matter if it counts! I'm not some toy, okay? Watch your step and leave me alone, or maybe I'll call you Munatron if you go through with all this nightmare stuff in your head.

I'm out.

Comments

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Keep it that way, Even Steven.]

Can't imagine why.

Now, now, we aren't making assumptions, are we?

[nonononono]

[Now mun's thinking of the .gif from the show with the evil chair that proclaims to be Shia's first run in with alien robots...]

Not really. My girlfriend's a mechanic, she works with scraps. I feed my dog scraps. Unless you're some sort of cannibal, human-wise, I don't think referring to "fleshlings" as scraps is really the best you can do.

Unless you're talking about Bumblebee, and then you can just not ever say that about him again.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Screw that Primus/Allspark crap, it was Shia who made the transformers, true story. Knockout leans down to Sam's level.]

And if I was?

[No really, he wants to see what you're gonna do.]

[nonononono]

[IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS STEVEN...]

You see this? [He gestures a square...circle...thing.] My personal space. You're violating it.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[SO IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE GOSPEL OF BAY.]

Looks like I am~

[You like operating tools? Knockout likes operating tools. A scalpel pops up from his right index finger.]

Problem?

[nonononono]

[Michael Bay does awesome commercials. Michael Bay is awesome.

There, it has been said.]

There's a giant scalpel in my face. Yeah, that's a problem.