Homeless (?)

[thatched]

Well so it seems you've missed me. Well I've missed me, too, come to think of it. The only problem with being dead and in your headspace is I don't have much to do. Can't even drink with Pops or play with Sparks.

Still a sex game you say? Well I can't say that I wouldn't be interested. But I think Feathers'd prefer me with him, even if you don't want to do the work of making me an instructor. It's understandable. I'd just as soon be a pirate!

But you'll make up your mind as you do. Don't mind the old Thatchinator. I'll just kick it back here in Dear_Mun and wait for the ladies to find me. I wonder what that Yzma girl is up to. She looked like she was into some freaky fun.

Comments

[mera_mera_ace]

What Ew? You've just been licked by two of the hottest men on the Grand Line. People would die to be in your shoes. Though if you prefer...I could lick you somewhere else instead. [Grins and wags his eyebrows. Yup Thatch is a terrible influence and Ace....he's totally just teasing to see how you react but hey....it's him okay?!]

1/2

[fierybluebird]

[Not gonna be fazed by that.... nope...]

2/2

[fierybluebird]

[Okay, maybe a little. He's human, and kind of a pervert.]

[espio]

What I wanna know is what the hell kind of blueberries you two have been eating. I'd join in to be a pain in the ass, but I learned my lesson about licking Phoenix-Pirates when I don't know where they've been.

[mera_mera_ace]

Well to be fair he does taste faintly of poultry as well....but thats beside the point. I don't believe we've met! I'm Ace!

And well...if you've slept with someone it's not typically squeamish to lick them. Plus Marco is fairly clean on principle. He's typically the one making sure everyone else is clean too.

[espio]

Oh, we've met. A few times, actually. Different worlds, different timelines. I'm Espio. And on the list of people worth sleeping with, Marco ranks pretty damn low on my scale, so cut it with the nightmare fuel, okay? Old human-looking men just aren't attractive.

[...]

Except for that one time where I think I must have had my brain melted.

[Memes. They do stupid shit to your characters.]

[mera_mera_ace]

We have? I don't recall ever meeting you. (You met another Ace, never this one here.)

Marco's not old...he's well aged like a good wine...or cheese. [Hey....he's kind of driven by food too....it's a D thing and Marco totally gets it probably...maybe...not so much huh? Oh well he tried.]

Did we ever sleep together?

[espio]

No, I didn't expect you would. I'm way more used to re-meeting people than I'd like, but it can't be helped.

[I'm aware! He means in general :p]

And hey, to a twenty-year-old "kid" like me, he's plenty old.

... aaaand I'm going to pretend you didn't just ask me that.

[mera_mera_ace]

I'm not much older then you are, I think he's hot. :) :) :) [Sickers]

Why? Are you ashamed or something?

[fierybluebird]

[Flicks Ace's forehead.] Stop that.

Espio's practically my son in law as well.

[mera_mera_ace]

Hey! Stop what? I didn't know you had a daughter....how come I've never met her?

[fierybluebird]

Son. And a different you met him.

I wouldn't let you anywhere near my daughters, Ace.

[mera_mera_ace]

why? I'm not bad! I wouldn't do anything but love them! I wanna meet your son, Marco!

[fierybluebird]

Aye, that's what I'm afraid of. You'd corrupt them.

You can meet Toby if his mun is feeling better. I think she's in a rocky point again. [Shrug.]

[mera_mera_ace]

I wouldn't corrupt them! [Huffs a little bit]

I want to meet him. If he's anything like you he'll be exceptionally fun to tease.

[fierybluebird]

He's not. He's a cutie woobie incapable of being corrupted and the best son there ever was.

And you would corrupt them, you're trying already.

[mera_mera_ace]

That sounds like a challenge. Is is his mom Robin or Grell or....hey who else are you with?

But no your daughters would be safe with me. [Totally NOT safe....at all......EVER!]

[fierybluebird]

Grell.

No, they wouldn't. I don't trust that even a little.

You know if you want, you could always come with Namur and Thatch this summer. If your mun's not too busy, of course.

[mera_mera_ace]

I would love to come with them! And you should totally trust me. Like always.

[fierybluebird]

I trust you with my life, but not my daughters, Pouty. [Pokes the freckled cheeks.]

[mera_mera_ace]

But I'm great with kids. I mean I raised my brother and everything! [Not a good example, Ace.]

[fierybluebird]

And that is why you're allowed near Toby. [Deadpan. No, but the reason is because Toby is uncorruptible. Seriously.]

[mera_mera_ace]

Fine...


Hey, where did Thatch go? [Totally notices that he's been gone a long time now]

[fierybluebird]

[A shrug.] Don't worry, he'll be back.

this thread I CAN'T

[redcinemareel]

[Just looks on, with popcorn.]