Homeless (?)

[thatched]

Well so it seems you've missed me. Well I've missed me, too, come to think of it. The only problem with being dead and in your headspace is I don't have much to do. Can't even drink with Pops or play with Sparks.

Still a sex game you say? Well I can't say that I wouldn't be interested. But I think Feathers'd prefer me with him, even if you don't want to do the work of making me an instructor. It's understandable. I'd just as soon be a pirate!

But you'll make up your mind as you do. Don't mind the old Thatchinator. I'll just kick it back here in Dear_Mun and wait for the ladies to find me. I wonder what that Yzma girl is up to. She looked like she was into some freaky fun.

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[fierybluebird]

[Duh-nun. Duh-nun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun....]

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[fierybluebird]

[POUNCING TIME! YOUR HAIR IS GOING DOOOOOWN!!!!! D:< MEET YOUR DOOM SKYSCRAPER HAIR! YOU HAVE BREATHED YOUR LAST--]

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[fierybluebird]

[But then he pauses mid pounce, switches back to human and looks utterly confused.]

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[fierybluebird]

Did you just say... Yzma?

[BRO. DO WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT OLD LADIES AND PROTECTION AGAIN?]

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[thatched]

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[thatched]

You gotta take them as you find 'em, mate. Not everyone has curves that'd make a mountain cry.

[fierybluebird]

This isn't about curves. This is about her tendency to turn people into llamas with potions.

[om_nom_namur]

Yeah, but. Yzma makes everything cry and not for the happy reasons...

[thatched]

Ooooh. Sassy. I like it.

[thatched]

It's not like I want to pick out matching curtains, Nam-chan. I'm just saying, sometimes you just gotta walk on the wild side.

[fierybluebird]

As long as you know what you're getting into... I guess...

[Thatch, you make his penchant for Traps and whatever the fuck Tatsumi count as look so highly reasonable. And this is why he loves you.]

[fierybluebird]

Everything?

[om_nom_namur]

You want wild find a jellyfish mermaid. Sheheheh.

[thatched]

You are so easily pinged, Feathers. Turn that masochism down a notch. I have dibs.

[thatched]

Says the man who is married to a woman who wields a chainsaw. [he's just saying, bro. Room to speak? No. No you don't have any]

[om_nom_namur]

Everything.

[Nod nod yup.]

[thatched]

Hey, introduce me to one. I heard the welts go down after a weak or so.

[fierybluebird]

She's also a shinigami, not a witch doctor.

[Chainsaw > potions, okay okay. Besides she's only used it on him once.]

[fierybluebird]

It's not for me, I'm worried about you idiot.

[fierybluebird]

Sketchy.

At what point do we get out our intervention cards?

[thatched]

Eh, semantics. I'm a connoisseur, you know, and a woman is like a fine wine.

[even if they are flatter than a new gangplank]

[thatched]

I'll be fine. After all you've got my back, right? [If anything he'll come tearing down the street, pulling his pants back up and counting on you to save his ass]

[fierybluebird]

[Sighs.] Aye. Don't I always?

[fierybluebird]

So age is a good thing? Because you know, there's this doctor out on Drum Kingdom who also has a full body and I hear she's into straps.

[thatched]

Exactly. Buck up! [pats his cheek] And may I remind you that you've got two Robins in addition? [raises his eyebrows] Shouldn't I be the one to be worried?