Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

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[venomaniac]

[ HE CAN PROVE EVERYTHING it's in the video don't make us get Meta Salmhofer meta up in here yo.

Also that is a good question, I have no idea why he's in my head, send help. ]

Ah, yes, I suppose I am. And my Mundane would, as would others.

LKSMGLDFKM NO I'M LAUGHING

[venomaniac]

[ Ewwwwwwww. ~Character building~ you mean he'd actually regret having all the women in the world L O L as if. ]

Oh, I'm pretty sure we're on the same page, actually. She's said quite happily that she's "played irredeemable monsters, like, literally", to quote. I... have no idea how to parse that in common sense, but yes.

[venomaniac]

[ Sex. ]

I'm a little bored. And there was promise of an interesting token.

[ More sex. ]

[venomaniac]

Not in the least. She and I are in quite agreement in some things. She also wishes she could stop being unbearable.

Really, now, me. You must feel the same way. Repeating one's death over and over is hardly pleasant.

[ If, you know, deserved. But it's okay Veno. That's why I love you. ]

[sweat_blood]

That much we can agree on. The issue lies in the language you use as well as the fact you still fully intend to to keep doing what we were doing prior to our death.

BIGSIS-SENPAI HAS BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK LITTLE SIN OK

[viym]

[ikr, it's just gross and it weighs you down and how are you supposed to do stuff with all that baggage!!!]

Ugh, that's a good and a bad sign, kiddo. On one hand, hey, she respects you're a monster! On the other hand, you're gonna get so big for your britches that ladies are gonna get lost trying to find their way to your waistband. Not good for business, literally or figuratively.

But, eh, you work with the cards you're dealt I guess. If you can dodge a few more sheathings, maybe you'll really have some room to maneuver.

Lust-kouhai is listening mO_Om

[venomaniac]

[ SERIOUSLY not necessary at all move aside guys we got Sin comin' through, god-Sin!Jesus-damn. ]

If there is simply no room to maneuver, we will make a compromise. I am not against them. Aside from which, maintaining a reasonable number is not difficult.

[ AKA permission posts and plots I'm a good girl. ... If he gets more than 25 though I'm going to throw myself off a cliff. ]

okay just saying. I like you already ._.

[sew_together]

What was it?

HAHAHAHA I AIM TO PLEASE...... pun unintended.

[venomaniac]

[ Sex. Wow look at how complicated my brackets are! ]

An old acquaintance.

[ With whom he can actually hypnotize into having sex with him. Sensing a theme? I SURE AM. ]

Puns are good okok INTEND THEM.

[sew_together]

[You are so deep.]

Then why is my mun giving you such a dirty look?

[venomaniac]

Hmm. Would it be hypocritical to say that to yourself?

[ Blah blah doesn't care, he pretty much knows what he's doing!! ]

[sweat_blood]

No because it is obvious we're taking different paths now.

I do not intend to lure young women into our little games.

ANYWAY I AM GLAD YOU ENJOY... us (anything I say with him becomes innuendo /sob)

[venomaniac]

[ He looks so innocent look at him all innocent like. (Is anyone even falling for this anymore why am I bothering.) ]

I haven't the foggiest. Perhaps they've got a grudge.

[peccaret]

Fufufu....Truly, I am not so surprised at how frequently you suffer misfortune.

[venomaniac]

[ Neither am I but--he's not amused to see you go awaayyyyy. ]

Really, I would think you have better things to do.

[ Bluh bluh huge witch. ]

YES YES I ENJOY YOU. A lot. (Watch as we crash)

[sew_together]

She claims that you're a dirty old man.

[Huh, you look clean.

[venomaniac]

[ Wow what happened to you is that this development thing he heard about and is it contagious because hi, Lust? ]

Hm, it would seem that way. The only path I want to take at present is one to somewhere more interesting.

[ WHEN IN DOUBT AGREE TO DISAGREE WITH YOURSELF. Good plans. ]

[beknightedheroine]

'Fine?' You're not a masochist, right? I mean, it doesn't sound like it, since you were complaining about getting knifed and all. You might want to get a dictionary and reread what fine means.

_{[there was going to be a joke here about megukas being literal jewelry and a collectable set but it was too terrible to properly make]}

[sweat_blood]

[He can deal with that, the best he can do is hope that his other self finds some peace.]

Any idea as to where your journeys might bring you?

[venomaniac]

[ Actually no that's about right for him, right up his ally. It's perfectly terrible he'd love to collect Puella Magi because dolls! Jewelry! Trinkets! He's a man of finer objects. ]

Hm? No, you misunderstand. The pain was not an issue, the man himself or in the extremely confusing case, herself was. Besides, a place with good people far outweighs the so-called "terrible" of it she keeps mentioning.

[ Look he knows there's a lot of women in Animus okay I let that secret out Sayaka I'm sorry. ]

Alas, the sad problem seems more to be that she cannot "juggle three people" as she puts it.

So am I allowed to make bad romance jokes yet as we crash and burn?

[venomaniac]

[ He is totally clean look at him. Nice clothes, painted nails, nice hair, ribbon, all of it! ]

Now that is simply slander. I bathe very often, and I am nowhere near "old". I've no idea what her problem is.

[ Psssst player of this kid don't you wanna join his harem hey hey hey. ]

[venomaniac]

Not the slightest. She's such an indecisive woman, after all. It should be entertaining, at least, wherever it is. She does know how to spin a decent yarn.

[ It's talking to a mirror c'mon who could hate theirself. ]

[sweat_blood]

[Actually considering their deal with the devil they were posterchildren for hating themselves really.]

Well I hope it leads you to a fulfilling story.

[peccaret]

Indeed, indeed I do. [ like trying to ~help~ you. ] And so does my mundane. [ Like ~studying~. ]

But it seems I am here to stay, and perhaps follow wherever you two go. So tell me, what games are candidate...?

[venomaniac]

[ He looks a little annoyed. I have better things to do like sleep, but I'm bad at that apparently ALL THE TAGS!! ]

She really has no set candidates for now. The only thing she's decided is it would be prudent we all be capable of our, ah, abilities.

[ His. Yours. You know. Vague handwavey things. Also him being bound to die for being a jerk, well, it'd be good if he could come back, y'know? ]