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[embellisher]

Of all the places you could have chosen, it's one that's under the ocean.

A city under the ocean.

Under the ocean.

Let me repeat that one more time just in case you missed it: under the ocean.

Do you know what the ocean is? Here, let me describe it in two words: Liquid. Suffering. You don't put dwarves in oceans. They don't do very well down there. Me included.

You, messieur mun, are a sadistic, evil woman.

On the plus side, the Dwarven Merchant Guild isn't there. I'll give you that. It's a very big plus indeed.

...actually it might not be so bad down there after all. Sign me up.

Comments

Varric! <3

[champ_coordinator]

It isn't all bad living beneath the sea.

[blue_satin_shoes]

Hm, I'm not sure which one would be worse. Living underneath the ocean or on a ship among the stars...

[solona]

A city under the ocean? Will you grow gills and fins?

[She's only half-joking.]

[wittydiplomacy]

Oh my poor Varric, she's not going to try to drown you, is she? Given that, well, under the sea usually implies dying...

Lest you've been hiding a tail from me all these years? [Tsk. Tsk. How could you? I thought we were friends, Varric--shouldn't she have learned about that already?]

[fistfullofmagic]

While not ideal, it could certainly be worse.

[Trust him on this; he's quite well acquainted with worse.]

[questionablewit]

Is the alcohol made from seaweed? Because if it is, you may accomplish the impossible: drinking something worse than what they serve at the Hanged Man.