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dear_mun2013-05-01 11:51 pm
embellisher) wrote in dear_mun2013-05-01 11:51 pm
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Of all the places you could have chosen, it's one that's under the ocean.
A city under the ocean.
Under the ocean.
Let me repeat that one more time just in case you missed it: under the ocean.
Do you know what the ocean is? Here, let me describe it in two words: Liquid. Suffering. You don't put dwarves in oceans. They don't do very well down there. Me included.
You, messieur mun, are a sadistic, evil woman.
On the plus side, the Dwarven Merchant Guild isn't there. I'll give you that. It's a very big plus indeed.
...actually it might not be so bad down there after all. Sign me up.
A city under the ocean.
Under the ocean.
Let me repeat that one more time just in case you missed it: under the ocean.
Do you know what the ocean is? Here, let me describe it in two words: Liquid. Suffering. You don't put dwarves in oceans. They don't do very well down there. Me included.
You, messieur mun, are a sadistic, evil woman.
On the plus side, the Dwarven Merchant Guild isn't there. I'll give you that. It's a very big plus indeed.
...actually it might not be so bad down there after all. Sign me up.
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Maybe we should stop thinking about it. Just let it be one of those things you accept, like getting attacked by dragons.