Surprise muse swept in, took a seat and told me it was time, who am I to argue?

[directorfury]

I am not starting this out 'with all due respect,' because frankly you haven’t earned that yet. It’s not an insult, it’s a fact. I work in facts.

Fact is it’s my job, my responsibility to lead these people, to direct them as a unit. I’m not sure you are capable of bringing that to the table, and there is zero percent margin for error here. You screw this up and there’s a lot more than just embarrassment. You hear me? Am I being clear enough?

I catch even a whiff of this going south and I pull the plug myself, understand?

Good.

Now get me Hill or Coulson, I need a run down on things and I need it three days ago.

Comments

[starkawakening]

Clear as mud, Fury. As usual.

[directorfury]

Do I need to slow it down for you, Mr. Stark? Last I heard you were a self proclaimed genius. Or did the words responsibility, duty and respect throw you?

[compromisedarrow]

[Well, he's not Coulson, or Hill (Thank god), but, meh.]

Director.

[directorfury]

Agent Barton.

You have a report for me?

[thelivinglegend]

You're going to need a lot more than that, Director.

[directorfury]

I've worked with less, Captain. But I'm always open to advisement.

[fearthepackingchips]

Ooooh, I love the smell of authority in the morning.

It's three in the afternoon.

...it's always five o'clock somewhere?

Still wrong.

see the keywords, Wade

[directorfury]

[Jesus, what reality does he have to go to to not run into you, Wilson?]

I think you have me confused with someone who tolerates your particular brand of crazy.

[aidesfury]

I came here as soon as I could, sir.

[directorfury]

Agent Hill, I have a whole lot of questions that I need answers to. I've been given basic information about this place but I need status updates.

Are we sure this isn't another Asgardian threat or some lingering effect of the Tesseract? Who do we have working on this?

[nobler_red]

Ah, Director. It's good to see you again; in your absence I've had little more than my mun to answer to or take orders from. I've ignored most of them, although I'm inclined to guess you're not from my universe and therefore don't think of me as an ally. People seldom are or do.

Still. Pleasure to see you're alright, sir.

[directorfury]

[Holy...Schmidt. Hands folded neatly in front of him and he took this in with a nod.]

Safe bet to venture, in fact where I'm from you were once considered the primary threat to peace in the world.

So why don't you enlighten me as to how it is we're having this pleasant conversation and I'm not plugging you with a double tap between the eyes.

[shieldlady]

Sir, barking at civilians never seems to accomplish anything.

[directorfury]

If I'm in her head I think that qualifies this as at least a partial military cooperative initiative. Given the number of others up here as well I think it's the best way to get her attention.

[oldfashionedworks]

I think your mun gets the picture, Director.

[ There is a ghost of a smile from Steve. ]

[directorfury]

Given the others up here I think she will too.

[He's not smirking, not Fury, but there's something there.]

[dreyrugr_barneska]

Gee you're more impatient than Wesker. [Noooooo Sherry's not amused by it really.] Can't be healthy for ya to be so up tight.

[mun's inching away because really Sherry he's not the kind of person you want to tease. so it's your funeral blondie.]

[directorfury]

I don't know who Wesker is, but I have every reason in the world to not waste my time.

Do you?

[wizard_redfive]

Coulson? I haven't seen Coulson in ages.

[directorfury]

He'll turn up, he always does.

[hulk]

Yeah. Good luck with that, "Director".

[ Suck a stank-eye there. Sir. If Bruce were the kind of guy, well, more like Stark, he'd look for popcorn while Fury gets knocked down a peg or ten by a random writer on the internet. ]

[directorfury]

Is there something you want to say to me Doctor Banner?

[cause as he recalls he gave you a pretty damn fair shake there.]

[sonsomnia]

[Aw, yeah, it's fellow Beardy McOneEye.]

I would say that your idea of fact has had quite a rearranging, hasn't it?

[directorfury]

[facial hair, eye patch fist bump]

It has become more flexible to accommodate new truth, but it remains the same.

[wing_of_night]

...Physical differences aside, you really remind me of a guy I know.

[directorfury]

I'd say the same, but you really don't.

[directorfury]

Danvers?

About time you showed up, I thought this party was going to be one Marvel shy.

[has_conviction]

[Here he is, reporting for duty.]

Sir.

[directorfury]

Agent, you have a sit rep for me on this?

[tryggvi]

Which Hill or Coulson? There's a bit more than one of a person here, y'see, sir. I've already seen two of my father and it hasn't been a day. [The runes on the Asgardian sword tied around his waist may look familiar. Designs on the wrist as equally intricate, despite Midgard wear and an Icelandic accent.] It's good to see you again though, sir. Without Loki attacking facilitating it, I find meeting anyone is more pleasant.

[directorfury]

Well there's a question I never thought to ask, I guess which ever ones show up. I'm betting your father is tall, blond and likes hammers?

[olympic_lion]

It's rather surprising the margin for error now, Fury lad. [Hi there! Have a Hercules.] After all, big problems make for big solutions- and with all the alternate Avengers running about, you've suddenly quite a large reserve to call upon. Mayhap not the most disciplined bunch to call upon, but they do tend to get the job done.

[directorfury]

I try to keep things working that way, Hercules. Seems I keep running into gods every time I turn around though.

[trainwrecked]

[Waaatching quietly. Not knowing where things will go, lbr.]

[directorfury]

Something on your mind, Barnes?

[thundergod]

Ahhh, Director. Good to see you again.