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Nicholas Fury ([personal profile] directorfury) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-04-27 01:54 pm

Surprise muse swept in, took a seat and told me it was time, who am I to argue?

I am not starting this out 'with all due respect,' because frankly you haven’t earned that yet. It’s not an insult, it’s a fact. I work in facts.

Fact is it’s my job, my responsibility to lead these people, to direct them as a unit. I’m not sure you are capable of bringing that to the table, and there is zero percent margin for error here. You screw this up and there’s a lot more than just embarrassment. You hear me? Am I being clear enough?

I catch even a whiff of this going south and I pull the plug myself, understand?

Good.

Now get me Hill or Coulson, I need a run down on things and I need it three days ago.
fearthepackingchips: (mabes)

(can we get that on tape?)

[personal profile] fearthepackingchips 2013-04-27 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I did do the paperwork. I asked for a Hello Kitty laser cannon, a box of confetti, a hula hoop, and a couple boxes of non-flammable targets. Filled out the actual form and everything. I'm not sure how much more paperwork you wanted for that.
fearthepackingchips: (YESSIR)

(bo-ring)

[personal profile] fearthepackingchips 2013-04-27 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sloppy salute is a go.]

Yessir, Mister Director Sir! You're the best director, sir. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
fearthepackingchips: (*g*)

(I DEMAND TO BE BUBBLES)

[personal profile] fearthepackingchips 2013-04-27 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[You do know it's pointless to shoot him, right? Batman tried. A lot.]

Then you won't have a problem with it, willya.
fearthepackingchips: (NOT TOUCHING YOU)

(darn tootin')

[personal profile] fearthepackingchips 2013-04-27 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe he'll let you for next target practice. Good training for the troops!]

Well that's a Roger.

[And GONE.]
fearthepackingchips: (brain fail)

[personal profile] fearthepackingchips 2013-04-28 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Calls back, all sing-song:]

YOU CAAAAAN'T I ALREADY TRIIIIED IT.