Nicholas Fury (
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dear_mun2013-04-27 01:54 pm
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Surprise muse swept in, took a seat and told me it was time, who am I to argue?
I am not starting this out 'with all due respect,' because frankly you haven’t earned that yet. It’s not an insult, it’s a fact. I work in facts.
Fact is it’s my job, my responsibility to lead these people, to direct them as a unit. I’m not sure you are capable of bringing that to the table, and there is zero percent margin for error here. You screw this up and there’s a lot more than just embarrassment. You hear me? Am I being clear enough?
I catch even a whiff of this going south and I pull the plug myself, understand?
Good.
Now get me Hill or Coulson, I need a run down on things and I need it three days ago.
Fact is it’s my job, my responsibility to lead these people, to direct them as a unit. I’m not sure you are capable of bringing that to the table, and there is zero percent margin for error here. You screw this up and there’s a lot more than just embarrassment. You hear me? Am I being clear enough?
I catch even a whiff of this going south and I pull the plug myself, understand?
Good.
Now get me Hill or Coulson, I need a run down on things and I need it three days ago.
Special K more like it, crazy ass zombie. (He really loves you though)
I'm sorry, were you harboring some sort of delusion that life is fair? You know among all your other delusions.
You want to be part of this organization you have to play by our rules, and rules state you do the paperwork.
(can we get that on tape?)
(No, plausible deniability is his)
I believe the requisition was denied based on SHIELD tech refusal to use pink, and copy rights. Just sign off on the weapons when they are delivered.
Get outta my sight.
(bo-ring)
Yessir, Mister Director Sir! You're the best director, sir. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
(suck it up, buttercup)
Dear god urge to shoot rising...]
They don't Wilson, no body does.
(I DEMAND TO BE BUBBLES)
Then you won't have a problem with it, willya.
(only you Wade, only you. I'm sure the blond pig tails will be adoreable)
Just get out of here.
(darn tootin')
Well that's a Roger.
[And GONE.]
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YOU CAAAAAN'T I ALREADY TRIIIIED IT.