( thor 2 crap )

[odinsons]

[ there are so many, many things to say. countless things, meaningful things, heartfelt things, gut-wrenching things. but above all, clearly the most important thing to glean from this delightful sneak peek that has been so tenderly provided for us: ]

Well [ ... ] at the very least, my coiffure is far better than my brother's, yes.

[ whatever.

you're all thinking it. someone had to say it. ]

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[liugan]

[ shut up. shut up shut up shut up. ]

I sincerely hope something dreadful happens to you and your woman.

[odinsons]

[ NO. THOR WILL NOT BE SILENCED. it is bad enough loki has brought shame upon the house of odin but he doesn't need to be bringing his metal hair band lifestyle along for the ride!!!!!! ]

I would say you do not mean that, but I suppose I have learned far better to know that you do.

[liugan]

[ just watch you let loose those braids and you're going to look even stupider. ]

You suppose?

Come now, Thor, this has been a long enough ride as it is. Surely you cannot be so uncertain.

[lunging]

[Wow rude.]

And here I thought I would be the one focusing on the lack of haircare the most.

[Come on Thor talk about your girlfriend or plague-faced bad guy or something, you're stepping on his toes here!]

[odinsons]

[ deal w/ it ]

Perhaps [ i.e.: it is ] it is simply meant as a distraction from the unrest, my friend.

[ nah. everyone else is going to. he needs to act out right now and be as free as loki's hair. ]

[baddriver]

I know he's been locked up for awhile, but your brother is in serious need of a haircut.

[And some L'Oreal]

[odinsons]

[ babe, it's gonna take more than l'oreal to treat that hot mess ]

Among other things, to say the very least.

[liftme]

[He looked good, didn't he? And they referenced him, Thor! Hammer-wielding! He's in there, looking so awesome and mighty and fierce and making you looking awesome and mighty and fierce!

Who cares about hair when you have a hammer as majestic as this guy, right? C: It'll be okay, buddy!]

[odinsons]

[ perfect weapon. you are the one and only true love of his heart.

thor ♥'s you man

big time. ]

[debts]

Because you're worth it.

[ Hey, spies watch TV too. ]

[odinsons]

[ natasha you beautiful mortal queen... if only he got that reference. ]

Aye. Worthy of many things.

[ that works... ]

[redhourglass]

It's not hard to look better than him.

[odinsons]

[ LMFAO OUCH????? ]

Loki has always been the one better suited for care toward physical appearances.

[therealgenius]

Hopefully no one takes advantage of your extra long hair as a means to grab you and, I don't know, smash your face into a brick wall. That wouldn't be good for anyone.

[okay so maybe a desk wasn't a brick wall but justin didn't have asgardian biology and it hurts and there needs to be more hammers in this post]

[odinsons]

[ no there are too many hammers on this dancefloor. justin no one invited you. ]

It is rather doubtful anyone would be able to—should they, I assure you it will be the last move they ever make.

[olympic_lion]

That rather goes without saying, I'd imagine; somehow the poor lad can never seem to magic himself up a decent haircut.

That said, braided hair (and braided beards, for that matter) tend to work better for you Aesir lot; long unrestrained hair gets everywhere and ill befits a warrior.

[For example, this icon.]

[odinsons]

To be fair, he has been in prison and likely barred from magic right now.

[laufeysons]

[ YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO ONE-UP HIM, DON'T YOU THOR???

I thought we resolved this ego problem in the first movie. jfc ]

Well, I requested a hair brush and scissors, but the great lord Odin explicitly denied me them.

[odinsons]

[ GO DROP THE BASS SOMEWHERE ELSE SKRILOKI GROSS.

it's not an ego problem if the ego is warranted. don't make me get photographic proof of this ok. we'll be here all day and neither one of us have the time. ]

You should not have been afforded such luxuries after the things you had done, Loki.

[agile]

[ sif's just going to smile like the idiot she is because, yes, thor, yours is better. ]

[ duh, you dumb oaf. ]

[odinsons]

[ damn right.

hay girl haaaay ]

It seems we shall once more share a battlefield and fight back to back.

[ the way it should be amirite ]

[asofwar]

[Let's remember that the hair issues didn't begin with Thor and Loki, just like the universe didn't, either.]

You both look like sheep.

[odinsons]

[ o, u mad cause loki made sif a brunette?? don't be jelly. ]

That is the best you can do, Sif?

[toweighworth]

[hammer hammer hammer if justin's not invited then surely you need a human moéjolnir right]

That's not saying all that much, that comparison.

[odinsons]

[ oh my god. you are perfect come into my arms. there is never enough of moéjolnir as far as i am concerned. ]

In light of everything else, it was the most neutral ground I would tread upon so openly for strangers to see.