( thor 2 crap )

[odinsons]

[ there are so many, many things to say. countless things, meaningful things, heartfelt things, gut-wrenching things. but above all, clearly the most important thing to glean from this delightful sneak peek that has been so tenderly provided for us: ]

Well [ ... ] at the very least, my coiffure is far better than my brother's, yes.

[ whatever.

you're all thinking it. someone had to say it. ]

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[odinsons]

[ thor is whoever he wants to be!!! you don't own him!! you can't tell him what to do!!! well. who wouldn't like to wake up in a world where that is the truth? nothing makes sense anymore and it is a damned shame. but... there is not much that can be done about it now. all they can do is move forward and try to keep everything patched together.

but yoooooooooooooooooo what even. what is this!? ]

Aye. [ ... ] Though, a glimpse of her is seen in another one. [ er... ] She does not look at all happy.

[lunging]

[don't yo at him

he ain't no hollback girl

he won't yo back for all the biznatches in asgard, he has dignity!

and, also, the best hair in everything thor so far AND HE'S LOOKING SO HANDSOME AND ALSO HIS SHIRT CAN COME OPEN AT ANY TIME AND RAVISHMENT? FOR EVERYONE????]

She's got quite a deal to be unhappy about. We all do, if a mere half minute or less is anything to go by.

I can only guess that you grew your hair so long to mirror the Lady Jane's. Loki's, obviously, has something to do with rebellion. He looks like he hasn't eaten in quite some time.

Or, perhaps, he took a blow from Mjolnir at some point?

[olympic_lion]

[Don't mind him, he's just kicking back with some popcorn; this gab-fest is just delicious!

Also, no ravishment for Volstagg. He needs to be kept available in case Big V and Herc wind up needing to keep you two apart.]

[odinsons]

[ ????? fandral is everyone's hollaback girl??? just ask anyone in asgard!

CALM DOWN. NOT EVERYONE??? WANTS THAT RAVISHMENT??? maybe he should yo back at a bro before something inappropriate happens. ]

Why would I do something like that? Long hair is a sign of strength! [ it is the way of the vikings, man. get hip to the jive! ]

Loki has made his choices... [ see. now they're rounding into that pesky uncomfortable territory... ] I cannot imagine he was forced to starve while being held there.

[lunging]

[fandral is everyone's bro, what are you talking about. he doesn't like that talk, sir. time to settle this like gentlemen, prepare yourself!]

Then Volstagg and the Lady Sif are the strongest among us.

[are you saying fandral is weaksauce, thor :c]

[odinsons]

[ he's only everyone's bro if he hollas back. otherwise, he's a low down dirty rat. —what am i even watching here fjalskfs ]

Considering Volstagg's girth... [ he does have some weight to swing around, man. ] Should you doubt Sif's strength, I would not wish to be near you when she catches wind.

[ just sayin. short hair = thrall. shoulda given a yo. ]

[lunging]

[does this mean he has to go to harajuku now. glory, you're watching glory.]

I would never doubt the Lady Sif's strength. Privately or aloud. It would be a terrible thing if I did.