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( thor 2 crap )
[ there are so many, many things to say. countless things, meaningful things, heartfelt things, gut-wrenching things. but above all, clearly the most important thing to glean from this delightful sneak peek that has been so tenderly provided for us: ]
Well [ ... ] at the very least, my coiffure is far better than my brother's, yes.
[ whatever.
you're all thinking it. someone had to say it. ]
Well [ ... ] at the very least, my coiffure is far better than my brother's, yes.
[ whatever.
you're all thinking it. someone had to say it. ]

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but yoooooooooooooooooo what even. what is this!? ]
Aye. [ ... ] Though, a glimpse of her is seen in another one. [ er... ] She does not look at all happy.
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he ain't no hollback girl
he won't yo back for all the biznatches in asgard, he has dignity!
and, also, the best hair in everything thor so far AND HE'S LOOKING SO HANDSOME AND ALSO HIS SHIRT CAN COME OPEN AT ANY TIME AND RAVISHMENT? FOR EVERYONE????]
She's got quite a deal to be unhappy about. We all do, if a mere half minute or less is anything to go by.
I can only guess that you grew your hair so long to mirror the Lady Jane's. Loki's, obviously, has something to do with rebellion. He looks like he hasn't eaten in quite some time.
Or, perhaps, he took a blow from Mjolnir at some point?
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Also, no ravishment for Volstagg. He needs to be kept available in case Big V and Herc wind up needing to keep you two apart.]
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CALM DOWN. NOT EVERYONE??? WANTS THAT RAVISHMENT??? maybe he should yo back at a bro before something inappropriate happens. ]
Why would I do something like that? Long hair is a sign of strength! [ it is the way of the vikings, man. get hip to the jive! ]
Loki has made his choices... [ see. now they're rounding into that pesky uncomfortable territory... ] I cannot imagine he was forced to starve while being held there.
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Then Volstagg and the Lady Sif are the strongest among us.
[are you saying fandral is weaksauce, thor :c]
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Considering Volstagg's girth... [ he does have some weight to swing around, man. ] Should you doubt Sif's strength, I would not wish to be near you when she catches wind.
[ just sayin. short hair = thrall. shoulda given a yo. ]
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I would never doubt the Lady Sif's strength. Privately or aloud. It would be a terrible thing if I did.