( thor 2 crap )

[odinsons]

[ there are so many, many things to say. countless things, meaningful things, heartfelt things, gut-wrenching things. but above all, clearly the most important thing to glean from this delightful sneak peek that has been so tenderly provided for us: ]

Well [ ... ] at the very least, my coiffure is far better than my brother's, yes.

[ whatever.

you're all thinking it. someone had to say it. ]

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[odinsons]

[ if mjolnir starts getting down with the sickness, he's going to be forced to sit in time out. then he won't see any action at all. is that what he wants???

THOR IS ALWAYS COOL >[ that's it. to the relics room with you, you unruly hammer.

fear not. thor would never allow loki to touch his hammer. only thor's hand may tenderly caress that. loki's can only touch replicas. ]

[liftme]

[oh no don't put him at the inferior midgardian baby hammer table! BE A BRO THOR OMG WHY WOULD YOU EVER THREATEN THAT

thor's not as cool as loki. because he's a frost giant.

and they're cold.

like chilly.

get it? GET MJOLNIR'S FUNNY JOKE!??!?!

uhm don't lie loki has already touched him once before and there are no words for how terrible a sensation that was. burned, stinging, he needs some cream!]