oh so homeless...

[fryingpans]

Lady, you have way too much time on your hands. Very nice pick on grabbing someone to fill it up with though.
I mean me. I'm a nice pick.

But seriously. You should get a healthy hobby but you're not going to listen to that, are you? Just hear me out if we're doing this.
I'm all for adventure but I don't want any of that crazy nonsense where you go shoving me in a really demented place that shouldn't be allowed to exist under any circumstances. That's not really my scene. I'm more of a ...relaxing beach kind of guy. Or I could stay home where it's comfortable. Castles are very nice this time of year, you know.

We can work something out for a mutual benefit. I'll be amazing and keep you from developing a live-cat collection and you not stick me somewhere I'll get emotionally and physically tortured. Deal?

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[seethelanterns]

Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean you aren't able to make friends and all as well, Eugene.

[fryingpans]

'Course not. But I can't make an entire bar of con men break into musical numbers and pursue dreams thus becoming worthwhile members of society.

...At least, I don't think I can. I haven't tried that one.

[seethelanterns]

Well, you were there too, you helped.

[fryingpans]

Only a little.