oh so homeless...

[fryingpans]

Lady, you have way too much time on your hands. Very nice pick on grabbing someone to fill it up with though.
I mean me. I'm a nice pick.

But seriously. You should get a healthy hobby but you're not going to listen to that, are you? Just hear me out if we're doing this.
I'm all for adventure but I don't want any of that crazy nonsense where you go shoving me in a really demented place that shouldn't be allowed to exist under any circumstances. That's not really my scene. I'm more of a ...relaxing beach kind of guy. Or I could stay home where it's comfortable. Castles are very nice this time of year, you know.

We can work something out for a mutual benefit. I'll be amazing and keep you from developing a live-cat collection and you not stick me somewhere I'll get emotionally and physically tortured. Deal?

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[fuckingoddess]

[ hey hey. she chopped up your girlfriend this one time... ] A live-cat collection.

[fryingpans]

[ well that's not horrible sounding at all. please go away now. ] You have no idea how common that is.

[fuckingoddess]

[ not after she gets some happy stabbing times okay ] For people like you.

[fryingpans]

[ how about she not start stabbing and he throws in a free smolder? ] Not me. I'm cat free.

[persinette]

"Emotional and physical torture"? Wow, um. I really can't say I like the sound of that.

[ALL OF THE :|, Eugene. All of it.]

Do you really think you're going to talk her out of it?

[D:]

[fryingpans]

I would be very concerned if you could.

[ It's these muns, Rapunzel! ]

Oh, sure. I'm incredibly persuasive. [ ...kind of. ] I wouldn't worry about it.

[persinette]

[Those damnable muns.]

Well, I can't just not worry about it now.

[fryingpans]

It's fiiine. She'll be reasonable. She's such a sweet kind soul and knows what a terrible thing that would be... [ she's listening right? ]

[bootsmadeforkilling]

Are cat collections that bad...? They're not as creepy as a collection of things with your brother's face on them...

[ not that she collected them willingly. her brother just forces these things on her. ]

[fryingpans]

It's not so much the cats as the smell of said cats. ...And, yes, that is definitely creepier. Why would you want one of those?

[bootsmadeforkilling]

I don't want them! My brother just gives them to me! I just... keep it all in a spare room of Headquarters...
[ she shudders. a room fully furnished in komui-print memorabilia. she tries to just put stuff in there with her eyes closed whenever she gets it. ]

[fryingpans]

Is it a nice face at least?

[seethelanterns]

...'Emotionally and physically tortured'? [Always so melodramatic, of course. He's....kidding, right? Right?]

[fryingpans]

Just something I'm throwing out there as something my mun should not do. She probably won't but the way these girls think sometimes...

[seethelanterns]

But... [Hadn't he been through enough back home? He'd been caught and imprisoned before breaking out and trying to rescue her from Gothel. And died doing so. Eugene at her game has told her so.] She might not? [Hopeful.]

[fryingpans]

[ Thank god for magic tears, amiright? ] Might not. Don't worry your pretty little head off.

[moirailcompass]

Is there something wrong with cats? They are super good at keeping you furrom feeling lonely, you know!

[fryingpans]

[ what in the world are you ] There's nothing wrong with cats. It's just an overabundance of cats can imply some psychological problems.

[moirailcompass]

[A cat...troll....thing! Her eyes widen.]

...how much would qualify as 'an overabundance'.

[fryingpans]

[ Cat trolls. Sure why not? ]

Over five?

[cursedtosleep]

I think you are making your writer out to be too cruel, Flynn.

[fryingpans]

I'm playing it safe. I haven't seen her do anything along those lines but you never know.

[lanternlooking]

You know...

[Leaning a bit with an innocent look on her face.]

You wouldn't have to go anywhere if you were at the same game as me. Just a thought.

[fryingpans]

[ chin stroke. ] I do like the sound no eternal agony and that is the only place she's playing at right now...

[lanternlooking]

Exactly! She's already used to the place and you'd only have to worry about the viruses. Those are only temporary!




[Mumbling...] Even if they can still do some pretty awful things sometimes.