oh so homeless...

[fryingpans]

Lady, you have way too much time on your hands. Very nice pick on grabbing someone to fill it up with though.
I mean me. I'm a nice pick.

But seriously. You should get a healthy hobby but you're not going to listen to that, are you? Just hear me out if we're doing this.
I'm all for adventure but I don't want any of that crazy nonsense where you go shoving me in a really demented place that shouldn't be allowed to exist under any circumstances. That's not really my scene. I'm more of a ...relaxing beach kind of guy. Or I could stay home where it's comfortable. Castles are very nice this time of year, you know.

We can work something out for a mutual benefit. I'll be amazing and keep you from developing a live-cat collection and you not stick me somewhere I'll get emotionally and physically tortured. Deal?

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[fuckingoddess]

[ hey hey. she chopped up your girlfriend this one time... ] A live-cat collection.

[fryingpans]

[ well that's not horrible sounding at all. please go away now. ] You have no idea how common that is.

[fuckingoddess]

[ not after she gets some happy stabbing times okay ] For people like you.

[fryingpans]

[ how about she not start stabbing and he throws in a free smolder? ] Not me. I'm cat free.

[fuckingoddess]

[ she could be his plastic surgeon. give him a new nose in the process of cutting ] I think I would've liked the cats better.

[persinette]

"Emotional and physical torture"? Wow, um. I really can't say I like the sound of that.

[ALL OF THE :|, Eugene. All of it.]

Do you really think you're going to talk her out of it?

[D:]

[fryingpans]

[ there is absolutely nothing wrong with his very perfect nose. those posters lie. there is no need for your services but thank you for the offer ] Nothing against the cats, of course.

[fuckingoddess]

[ those posters are masterpieces. she'll make him look just like them. ] Unless you like to use them for target practice.

[bootsmadeforkilling]

Are cat collections that bad...? They're not as creepy as a collection of things with your brother's face on them...

[ not that she collected them willingly. her brother just forces these things on her. ]

[fryingpans]

I would be very concerned if you could.

[ It's these muns, Rapunzel! ]

Oh, sure. I'm incredibly persuasive. [ ...kind of. ] I wouldn't worry about it.

[persinette]

[Those damnable muns.]

Well, I can't just not worry about it now.

[fryingpans]

It's not so much the cats as the smell of said cats. ...And, yes, that is definitely creepier. Why would you want one of those?

[seethelanterns]

...'Emotionally and physically tortured'? [Always so melodramatic, of course. He's....kidding, right? Right?]

[fryingpans]

It's fiiine. She'll be reasonable. She's such a sweet kind soul and knows what a terrible thing that would be... [ she's listening right? ]

[bootsmadeforkilling]

I don't want them! My brother just gives them to me! I just... keep it all in a spare room of Headquarters...
[ she shudders. a room fully furnished in komui-print memorabilia. she tries to just put stuff in there with her eyes closed whenever she gets it. ]

[fryingpans]

Just something I'm throwing out there as something my mun should not do. She probably won't but the way these girls think sometimes...

[fryingpans]

[ ah! no! anything but that! those posters look awful! ] ...Your pattern of thinking is a little disturbing.

[fryingpans]

Is it a nice face at least?

[fuckingoddess]

Keep on talking. [ yeah, he might look better when he's bloody and beaten. use that silver tongue of yours to convince her he's not worth it. ]

[fryingpans]

[ why does he feel like she's going to stab him :| ] Creative though. Not a lot of people would think to do that. [ why?? he's such a nice guy! really. we could be friends! ]

[seethelanterns]

But... [Hadn't he been through enough back home? He'd been caught and imprisoned before breaking out and trying to rescue her from Gothel. And died doing so. Eugene at her game has told her so.] She might not? [Hopeful.]

[moirailcompass]

Is there something wrong with cats? They are super good at keeping you furrom feeling lonely, you know!

[cursedtosleep]

I think you are making your writer out to be too cruel, Flynn.

[fryingpans]

[ Thank god for magic tears, amiright? ] Might not. Don't worry your pretty little head off.

[seethelanterns]

I hope not. You did say she probably wouldn't, at least. [Considering Eugene would be dead without them, definitely.] I know you're not the one in my game, but even so.