re: muns plotting

[symmetryguns]

I'm not ready to get married yet!

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so many flailing castmates

[symmetryguns]

I think that would be obvious, Liz.

--as it occurs to me I only have access to half of her icons WELP.

[pistolperfect]

No, it's not.

What is going on and are you sure you didn't somehow brainwash the poor girl??

Or is this one of those weird curse event things. That's it right??

[IT IS THAT RIGHT.]

oh well

[symmetryguns]

I didn't brainwash her! And it's not a curse!

We've been dating for... [seven months] quite some time now. We're also living together.

[pistolperfect]

[just. blank shock face.]

Dating...living together...

[she needs to sit down. which she does. PLOPS RIGHT ON THE FLOOR.]

I don't know if I should laugh, cry, be proud, or be concerned.

[symmetryguns]

You should be happy for me, Liz! [Wow why would you cry that is so rude.]

[pistolperfect]

I am!

But I mean this came out of the blue, okay?? What would you do if I just suddenly came out here and was like "OH YAY I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!"

[yes she's exaggerating BUT THIS IS BIG NEWS FOR HER OKAY. her little baby meister.... ......getting a girlfriend and a wife before she even got a date HDU.]

Not to mention that I probably won't be there!

[symmetryguns]

Well who's fault is that, Liz? [Gurl y u not in his game?????]

And anyway, I would probably ask to meet your... boyfriend, and then interrogate him.

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[pistolperfect]

Aww, really? That's so cute—

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[pistolperfect]

[wait a minute—]

See?? Even you would have doubts! And I'm having serious doubts about you actually being functional for a marital relationship!

[oooh. burn.]

And don't look at me, blame my mun and that crazy ship!

[symmetryguns]

Liz, I'm having doubts about my actually being functional for a marital relationship!

[pistolperfect]

[okay. okay she needs to calm down.

by massaging her temple.]

Okay....okay.

Why do you want to do this again?

[symmetryguns]

As I said, we're romantically involved, and we're living together. It seems like the natural progression of things.

[pistolperfect]

But isn't it kind of...I don't know...fast? Usually marriage doesn't happen until you're actually adults.

[symmetryguns]

... well... she is an adult. She's 18.

[pistolperfect]

You know that's not what I meant! I know I wouldn't want to get married then!

Wait a minute, how old are you there now?

[symmetryguns]

Maka's parents were 18 when she was born!

I'm... [He has no idea.] equivalent to a human aged 15 or 16.

[pistolperfect]

Yeah and look what happened. [she can actually sort of relate with bad parenting. considering you know. father walked out and her mother being a prostitute until she took Patti and raised them on their own.]

And if you're that young, you're definitely not ready.

[symmetryguns]

It isn't as if we'll have children, Liz. I just... want to make a more permanent and stable commitment.

[pistolperfect]

Yeah...well...

[hnngh. finally throws her hands up in the air.]

If you know what you're doing, then I really can't stop you. I mean seriously, I can't. And even if I were there, despite the fuss I'd throw, I'd still support you and make sure you had the best wedding possible.

Just. Just don't do anything to hurt her feelings, okay?

[symmetryguns]

Thank you for your approval, Liz. [Maybe that wasn't the most serious "thank you", but it's the thought that counts.]

And don't worry, I'm not going to do anything to hurt her feelings.

[pistolperfect]

[hey. she caught that. she can't help but worry, okay? she doesn't want anything to go wrong and she's not there and and she won't be there—she at least wanted to be there when he finally got married! ...even if that thought alone is VERY VERY STRANGE because it's KID we're dealing with here and yeah.]

Good.

[sighs.]

I guess it's just...hard to believe, you know?

[symmetryguns]

... yes. It is.

I wish you were in my game to help me with this.

[pistolperfect]

Kid. I think you need a lot more help than I thought.

[all that stuff from the above thread? slowly starting to trickle down here.]

[symmetryguns]

I'm perfectly able to manage myself! It would just be nice to have some... womanly advice. Heart isn't the most straightforward when it comes to details of what she wants!

[Spider-Kid does not approve of Liz harping on him in two threads at once.]

[pistolperfect]

[look! now she's only going to harp on him in one! ...he'll just have himself harp on...him. ...yeah. anyway.]

I'd be glad to give you some right now, but I don't really know much about—is her name Heart or Mahiru? Or is it becuase of the memory loss thing.