re: muns plotting

[symmetryguns]

I'm not ready to get married yet!

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[pistolperfect]

[opens her mouth as if to respond but just rubs her forehead. well. okay. that still sounds odd, but given from what she's heard so far it...sort of...seems logical? ... ...]

...Okay...that's...weird. Really weird. But okay, I think I get it.

Well at least I don't have to worry about whether you two have done it yet or not.

[side glance.]

[symmetryguns]

... it?

You mean, if we've had sex? Absolutely not. Heart is afraid of men and still hasn't even been able to hold my hand, and I have no interest in sexual relations.

[pistolperfect]

To be honest, just having you and the word "sex" in the same sentence is just weird. I mean, no offense, but I seriously can't see you ever doing that. Like. Ever.

[symmetryguns]

I can't see myself doing that either.

[pistolperfect]

Well if you ever do...

Use protection.

[symmetryguns]

Why?

[pistolperfect]

Just do it.

[symmetryguns]

Liz, I doubt we are genetically compatible, and even if we were, we wouldn't be having sex for any reason other than procreation.