re: muns plotting

[symmetryguns]

I'm not ready to get married yet!

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[pistolperfect]

But isn't it kind of...I don't know...fast? Usually marriage doesn't happen until you're actually adults.

[symmetryguns]

... well... she is an adult. She's 18.

[pistolperfect]

You know that's not what I meant! I know I wouldn't want to get married then!

Wait a minute, how old are you there now?

[symmetryguns]

Maka's parents were 18 when she was born!

I'm... [He has no idea.] equivalent to a human aged 15 or 16.

[pistolperfect]

Yeah and look what happened. [she can actually sort of relate with bad parenting. considering you know. father walked out and her mother being a prostitute until she took Patti and raised them on their own.]

And if you're that young, you're definitely not ready.

[symmetryguns]

It isn't as if we'll have children, Liz. I just... want to make a more permanent and stable commitment.

[pistolperfect]

Yeah...well...

[hnngh. finally throws her hands up in the air.]

If you know what you're doing, then I really can't stop you. I mean seriously, I can't. And even if I were there, despite the fuss I'd throw, I'd still support you and make sure you had the best wedding possible.

Just. Just don't do anything to hurt her feelings, okay?

[symmetryguns]

Thank you for your approval, Liz. [Maybe that wasn't the most serious "thank you", but it's the thought that counts.]

And don't worry, I'm not going to do anything to hurt her feelings.

[pistolperfect]

[hey. she caught that. she can't help but worry, okay? she doesn't want anything to go wrong and she's not there and and she won't be there—she at least wanted to be there when he finally got married! ...even if that thought alone is VERY VERY STRANGE because it's KID we're dealing with here and yeah.]

Good.

[sighs.]

I guess it's just...hard to believe, you know?

[symmetryguns]

... yes. It is.

I wish you were in my game to help me with this.

[pistolperfect]

Kid. I think you need a lot more help than I thought.

[all that stuff from the above thread? slowly starting to trickle down here.]

[symmetryguns]

I'm perfectly able to manage myself! It would just be nice to have some... womanly advice. Heart isn't the most straightforward when it comes to details of what she wants!

[Spider-Kid does not approve of Liz harping on him in two threads at once.]

[pistolperfect]

[look! now she's only going to harp on him in one! ...he'll just have himself harp on...him. ...yeah. anyway.]

I'd be glad to give you some right now, but I don't really know much about—is her name Heart or Mahiru? Or is it becuase of the memory loss thing.

[symmetryguns]

Her name is Mahiru, but the name she chose in Edensphere was Heart. I... am the only one who calls her that at present.

... my mun says she's a lot like Crona.

[pistolperfect]

....

You mean she's kind of crazy?

[and by kind of, she means a lot.]

[symmetryguns]

... I mean she is very shy.

[pistolperfect]

Well why didn't you say that?

Yeesh, comparing her to Crona...I mean I like Crona but not the best compliment.

[especially considering what's happened recently. yeah no.]

But if that's the case, I guess it would be hard to figure out. Though usually those types of girls are happy just to be paid attention to.

[symmetryguns]

Well, Crona in the anime. Not the manga.

["Those types of girls"]

I do my best to pay attention to her.


... she's afraid of men.

[pistolperfect]

Aaah. Well that makes more sense. I can see that now.

...

Wait.

She's afraid of men.

Yet...she can tolerate you?

[symmetryguns]

[He nods.]

We live together. She doesn't usually attempt to punch me anymore.

[pistolperfect]

[.....wow. she could say so many things, but she'll just. leave that alone. yeah.]

Does that mean she's improving?

[symmetryguns]

It does. When we first met she hid behind a tree.

[pistolperfect]

Aww, that's actually kind of cute. Have you been able to hold her hand?

[symmetryguns]

It... actually was. [Heart is very cute.] We haven't exactly... been able to initiate physical contact. Except that one time when she asked me to tie her up.

[pistolperfect]

[just.

staring.]

She asked you to what??

[PLEASE LET THERE BE A LOGICAL EXPLANATION. PLZ.]