re: muns plotting

[symmetryguns]

I'm not ready to get married yet!

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[symmetryguns]

[He nods.]

We live together. She doesn't usually attempt to punch me anymore.

[pistolperfect]

[.....wow. she could say so many things, but she'll just. leave that alone. yeah.]

Does that mean she's improving?

[symmetryguns]

It does. When we first met she hid behind a tree.

[pistolperfect]

Aww, that's actually kind of cute. Have you been able to hold her hand?

[symmetryguns]

It... actually was. [Heart is very cute.] We haven't exactly... been able to initiate physical contact. Except that one time when she asked me to tie her up.

[pistolperfect]

[just.

staring.]

She asked you to what??

[PLEASE LET THERE BE A LOGICAL EXPLANATION. PLZ.]

[symmetryguns]

She asked me to tie her up so she wouldn't punch me. [This is totally normal.]

[pistolperfect]

[opens her mouth as if to respond but just rubs her forehead. well. okay. that still sounds odd, but given from what she's heard so far it...sort of...seems logical? ... ...]

...Okay...that's...weird. Really weird. But okay, I think I get it.

Well at least I don't have to worry about whether you two have done it yet or not.

[side glance.]

[symmetryguns]

... it?

You mean, if we've had sex? Absolutely not. Heart is afraid of men and still hasn't even been able to hold my hand, and I have no interest in sexual relations.

[pistolperfect]

To be honest, just having you and the word "sex" in the same sentence is just weird. I mean, no offense, but I seriously can't see you ever doing that. Like. Ever.

[symmetryguns]

I can't see myself doing that either.

[pistolperfect]

Well if you ever do...

Use protection.

[symmetryguns]

Why?

[pistolperfect]

Just do it.

[symmetryguns]

Liz, I doubt we are genetically compatible, and even if we were, we wouldn't be having sex for any reason other than procreation.