mun just saw wreck-it-ralph what up i'm behind the times

[goldshirt]

I'm sorry, did you say I couldn't handle Sergeant Calhoun?

Because I'm pretty sure you've forgotten who you're talking to.

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[ex_doublebarrel512]

Y'know, might actually have to put my money on her.

[goldshirt]

[TRAITOR]

Dean, buddy, you're supposed to have my back here.

[payload]

Pretty sure she knows who she's talking to. [ A beat. Long time no see. ] Captain.

cries all my tears

[goldshirt]

I'm not so sure, Capa.

[but he can't keep the smile off his face. seriously, he looks like he's going to hug you any minute here, it's kind of embarrassing.]

[schweetride]

Pfffff. Duh, you couldn't handle her. I don't think your big codey friend remembering your name's gonna change that. But it's great that you're dreamin' big there, pal.

Really.

[goldshirt]

You're kidding, right?

[divorce]

[ it's astounding how much expression one eyebrow can hold. ]

Yeah, y'think so?

[goldshirt]

[probably as much as that shit eating grin he shoots you, Bones]

I know so.

[jiminyjaminy]

Now hold on there just a minute. I don't know if I like the tone you're taking there, sir.

CACKLES

[goldshirt]

What tone is that?

[jim you know very well]

[programmed]

[ oh, you. Calhoun's staying out of this one, but she'll just be over here watching, yep. ]

[the_vishual]

[ And cue giggling. ] Are you afraid 'cause she's manlier than you?

[goldshirt]

I'm not afraid, that's what I'm saying.

[linguistician]

My mun hasn't seen it either, so I can't say with any confidence that yours is accurate.

[She's kind of wishing she had now, because- The tonal change from neutral to a little flatter is abrupt] Why exactly do you find it so hard to believe she could one up you, Captain?

[is this turning into a gender thing, Jim? because she's got a pair of boots she could acquaint with your ass]

[goldshirt]

That's not what I meant at all.

[he respects the hell out of women, despite appearances. also he'd probably like that, Uhura, don't encourage him.]

I'm just saying that I could handle whatever she was going to deal out.

[widowing]

What kind of 'handle' are you referring to?

[goldshirt]

Every definition of the word.

[programmed]

Well, aren't you just a bucket full of confidence. Somebody call in the trumpets and trombones, tell 'em to prepare their biggest fanfares. It looks like we've got ourselves a big tough hero on our hands here, folks.

[ that really couldn't have sounded more insulting. there's a heavy sneer at first, but then she crosses her arms, 5000% unimpressed. this video game character thinks you want to join the ranks of Hero's Duty, son. ]

You think you're the first soldier that said he could handle me, shortstack? Ten minutes in training with me, you'll be sorry you even let yourself think that.

AHAHHA SUCCESS

[goldshirt]

[lucky (or maybe not so lucky) for you he's used to that!! regardless of the fact it will not work his smile is absolutely megawatt.]

I dunno, you might be surprised at what I can keep up with, sergeant.

[original_fine]

If you're ever worried--privately, of course--I'm sure it wouldn't be against the rules to have two of us there...

/rimshot

[goldshirt]

I don't think it'd really be necessary.

[he thinks about that for a moment, though, then his eyebrows climb up.]

You know, I don't think Spock could handle two of us.

[galacticheroine]

I don't know, you could barely keep up with me most days, and people have been comparing the Sergeant to my less-than-cooperative doppelganger.

[goldshirt]

You wound me. I did so much better than barely.

[dominion_war_graduate]

Are all James Kirks this ... confident? I can begin to see my grandfather's perspective on things.

[goldshirt]

What can I say, it's genetic.

And what perspective is that, lieutenant?