mun just saw wreck-it-ralph what up i'm behind the times

[goldshirt]

I'm sorry, did you say I couldn't handle Sergeant Calhoun?

Because I'm pretty sure you've forgotten who you're talking to.

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weheheh shushushush. you're going to punch me when you figure out who this is.

[programmed]

You have no idea.

[ could be talking about how fun it is, or the gun comment. she'll never admit to the first, but her expression narrows into something kind of like just. give. me. one. good. reason. to. shoot. you. sir.]

But let's get one thing straight - there is nothing fun about throwing your life down on the line, day in and day out, to make sure the planet isn't overrun with those monsters. [ ... ] And making sure each kid gets their quarter's worth of shooting and heroism each and every time they step up to the plate. You got that?

NO P SURE I'LL STILL THINK YOU'RE FLAWLESS

[goldshirt]

[he's just grinning]

Are you trying to tell me you don't get any downtime? Because that's going to make this pretty difficult.

[he's gesturing between them, now]

olliesout

[programmed]

[ holy judgmental squinting, batman. one. good. reason. her voice is a lot quieter now too ]

You wanna clarify what you think this- [ she's copying the same gesture ] -is, soldier? Because all I see is the potential for a serious caboose-kicking, and you should be counting your lucky stars that I have zero time for that right now.

come back here!!!!

[goldshirt]

Is that a promise?

[don't tease him like that it only encourages him.]

I mean encouraging better relations between coworkers, of course.

kjbdg

[programmed]

Rela-- Coworker? The fact that our consoles are in the same arcade does not make you a part of my unit! Do I make myself clear?

[ ugh. after that whole mess with Wreck-It, she's not risking any walk-ins, okay. ]

What game are you from anyway, Space Bunnies 3000? You're not fooling me, pal. Now why don't you do us all a favor by getting back to your station on Planet Fuzzball, and leaving the Cy-Bug invasion to the pros.

[goldshirt]

We could be!

[there's a laugh in his voice]

Besides, my current station is a lot higher than an arcade. I think the last thing I'd call it is a game, though. Where I'm from you don't regenerate when you bite the bullet. Or the Cy-Bug. [as it were. see he does his homework. sometimes.]

[programmed]

What the fun do you mean, you don't regenerate? What happens when you get stuck with a rogue rookie as your first person shooter? [ might.. actually be concerned, what kind of messed up game is he from, wow. but then she's shaking her head, brow furrowed up. ] Sounds like bull-lore to me. The kinda stuff you tell twelve-and-under characters so they don't go wandering off too far from their games.