in which mun is trying her first male muse in a LONG time

[tarblacksoul]

I understand why it's such a daunting task to take on. I am one of a kind. I'm not quite like the others on your.. list, am I?

Well, maleness aside, of course. But don't let insecurity hinder you. I'm just too good to keep a secret.

Comments

[roust]

She had better take care. One wrong move and she could be crushed under the weight of your ego.

[tarblacksoul]

The way I see it, she can learn from my ego, princess.

[roust]

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[tarblacksoul]

Such venom, my lady. And here I was hoping we could patch things up.

[monsterego]

How noble of you. I can't imagine why you ended up in our hospital with half the town wanting your head on a platter.

[His voice is drier than the Sahara. Not that Whale minds the massive superiority complex on this man. It makes him look good in comparison.]

[tarblacksoul]

Well, it isn't as if I killed anyone.

[Unfortunately.]

[monsterego]

And the compassion just keeps on coming.

[iatemyboyfriend]

It always is the pretty ones with the biggest egos.

[tarblacksoul]

Then I'm surprised that you're so humble.

[iatemyboyfriend]

Oh, no no. Flattery will get you nowhere here, Hook.

[theboywiththebook]

[He hasn't seen Hook yet, but if he see's Hook's...hook. He'll know who this is.]

You don't seem too bothered by having a mun.

[tarblacksoul]

Should I be? I've seen enough magic in my life to not be surprised by the inexplicable.

[theboywiththebook]

Well, not many people are.

But, who are you anyways?

[undealt]

[iwanttofuckingmurderyou.jpg.]

You're just going to make a habit of turning up places you're not wanted, aren't you?

[tarblacksoul]

[bringitthefuckon.gif]

We were doomed to cross paths ever since you stepped on my ship.

[undealt]

[shh shhh baby they're playing our song.]

Emphasis on the doomed, I think. We both know how this story plays out.

[Spoiler: You don't win. Because you can't kill Robert Carlyle. That's social suicide.]

[whitespirit]

You are not much of a secret.

[tarblacksoul]

It's very hard to hide myself sometimes.

[eisenhardt]

Not all hindrances are harmful. [ like if she'd been more hindered from commenting. that would have been good. ]

[tarblacksoul]

But why hinder herself from being in my shoes?

I'm plenty of fun.

[neverneverlandboy]

[ He's just arching both his eyebrows at you Hook.]

[tarblacksoul]

[who the hell are you, kid?]

[lostswan]

Do you even hear yourself when you talk?

[tarblacksoul]

All the time.

[lostswan]

[Insert EMMA EYEROLL and that's about it 'cause no WAY is she in any mood for your shit, Hook. You don't even know.]