in which mun is trying her first male muse in a LONG time

[tarblacksoul]

I understand why it's such a daunting task to take on. I am one of a kind. I'm not quite like the others on your.. list, am I?

Well, maleness aside, of course. But don't let insecurity hinder you. I'm just too good to keep a secret.

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[monsterego]

Well I guess that depends on the man.

[Yeah he's looking at you, Hook.]

[tarblacksoul]

That Prince Charming has quite the temper. Does he count?

[monsterego]

The so-called prince could work on his manners.

[That punch was totally uncalled for they were cursed.]

But if you're trying to put yourself on his level, you might wanna aim a little lower.

[tarblacksoul]

Oh I'm hardly a Prince Charming, but I'm no crocodile either.

[monsterego]

[He wrinkles his nose at the crocodile reference.]

I don't think you're getting it. There are precisely three people in your world that possess both the power and the rage to kill us all. [He ticks one off on each finger as he runs through the list.] You've managed to royally piss off the first, Gold, by shooting his girlfriend. You brought the second, Cora, to our new shared world to wreak havoc, and she will probably rile up the third, Regina, to get her back on her heart-ripping ways.

Rumpelstiltskin might've done a lot of damage in his day, but I don't even think he's managed to ruin so much in one shot. Do you get why nobody likes you now?

[The look on his face just says bra-fucking-vo.]

[tarblacksoul]

[That's hardly his fault, Frankenstein]

Cora's arrival to Storybrooke was inevitable. Rumpelstiltskin just forced me to be the catalyst.

[monsterego]

I'd hate to break it to you, but whatever your tragic backstory with Rumpelstiltskin is? Nobody cares.

[tarblacksoul]

Which is just as well because I frankly don't care about anyone that might get caught in the crossfire.

[monsterego]

And yet you still wonder why you're interpreted as the bad guy.