in which mun is trying her first male muse in a LONG time

[tarblacksoul]

I understand why it's such a daunting task to take on. I am one of a kind. I'm not quite like the others on your.. list, am I?

Well, maleness aside, of course. But don't let insecurity hinder you. I'm just too good to keep a secret.

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[tarblacksoul]

As I told Miss Swan--

I love a challenge.

[iatemyboyfriend]

Oh, Hook.

This is one damsel you're never going to distress. Challenge failed.

[tarblacksoul]

We'll see about that, love.

[iatemyboyfriend]

The arrogance, the ego, the smarminess, the guyliner.

It's going to be so much fun turning you down over and over again.

[tarblacksoul]

Then you'll be impressed to know that I'm a patient man.

[iatemyboyfriend]

You'd have to be if you were putting up with Cora and waiting for revenge for twenty-eight years.

[tarblacksoul]

And it's paid off because I'm that much closer to getting it done.

[iatemyboyfriend]

Well, at least you think you are. If nothing else, I admire your persistence. And your obvious talent at flawless eye makeup.

[tarblacksoul]

[EVERYONE LEAVE HIS GUYLINER ALONE]

Your compliments are appreciated.

[please note the dull tone in his voice. please do.]

[iatemyboyfriend]

[Tone noted and smirked at.]

You're welcome.