in which mun is trying her first male muse in a LONG time

[tarblacksoul]

I understand why it's such a daunting task to take on. I am one of a kind. I'm not quite like the others on your.. list, am I?

Well, maleness aside, of course. But don't let insecurity hinder you. I'm just too good to keep a secret.

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[roust]

She had better take care. One wrong move and she could be crushed under the weight of your ego.

[tarblacksoul]

The way I see it, she can learn from my ego, princess.

[monsterego]

How noble of you. I can't imagine why you ended up in our hospital with half the town wanting your head on a platter.

[His voice is drier than the Sahara. Not that Whale minds the massive superiority complex on this man. It makes him look good in comparison.]

[tarblacksoul]

Well, it isn't as if I killed anyone.

[Unfortunately.]

[iatemyboyfriend]

It always is the pretty ones with the biggest egos.

[tarblacksoul]

Then I'm surprised that you're so humble.

[iatemyboyfriend]

Oh, no no. Flattery will get you nowhere here, Hook.

[roust]

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[tarblacksoul]

Such venom, my lady. And here I was hoping we could patch things up.

[tarblacksoul]

Storybrooke should really pride itself on its strong-willed women.

Which is a shame.

[roust]

I've seen what comes of being too trusting. Perhaps I should rip your heart from your chest. We can see how forgiving you are then.

[iatemyboyfriend]

To be fair, the strong-willed women came from back home. We just ended up in Storybrooke because of your...(what is Cora to you anyway?)...your friend's daughter.

Why is it a shame? Because we don't succumb to your obvious charms?

[tarblacksoul]

They say true hatred is what it takes to remove a heart.

Do you really have it in you?

[monsterego]

And the compassion just keeps on coming.

[roust]

To you? Absolutely.

(Except no, not in the slightest)

Tell me, did you feel even slight remorse over what you did?

[tarblacksoul]

We all come from the same land, yes, but it seems that Regina rounded up the hard-headed women. I don't know why she thought that was such a good idea to begin with, what with the curse breaking, but that's neither here nor there.

But back to the topic at.. hand. [ha ha, get it?] I'm not as bad as they make me out to be, my dear Red.

[theboywiththebook]

[He hasn't seen Hook yet, but if he see's Hook's...hook. He'll know who this is.]

You don't seem too bothered by having a mun.

[undealt]

[iwanttofuckingmurderyou.jpg.]

You're just going to make a habit of turning up places you're not wanted, aren't you?

[tarblacksoul]

[... yeah well, whatever, aurora]

Doesn't my returning your heart say enough?

[iatemyboyfriend]

Maybe not, Hook, but you already lost one hand to your crocodile. Do you really want to take your chances with the big bad wolf herself?

[tarblacksoul]

I don't understand how I'm interpreted as the bad guy when everyone the world over has dealt with Rumpelstiltskin.

[tarblacksoul]

Should I be? I've seen enough magic in my life to not be surprised by the inexplicable.

[tarblacksoul]

[bringitthefuckon.gif]

We were doomed to cross paths ever since you stepped on my ship.

[theboywiththebook]

Well, not many people are.

But, who are you anyways?

[tarblacksoul]

But that would mean succumbing to the beast within you, wouldn't it?