Exitvoid app // TheWake Adventures

[ace_of_hearts]

Mun, with all due respect, you are being much too nervous about this.

You're actually satisfied with part of the app section, so now you're critiquing yourself to death on the items and second-guessing where it's not needed. Have a drink and relax. Would candles cheer you up? Pancakes? Man, I could go for some pancakes right now. There's a diner down the street you could get some at. Oi oi, if you're broke just do an eat'n'run. No, huh? Fine, wait five more hours before you can get food, I'm not the one starving. Yet.

And don't just brush off the fact that you're sending me someplace with rations. Do you want me and Luffy to starve? What are you thinking? Luffy could eat an entire marine ship out of stock, I don't think a ghost ship will fare much better.

Are you really surprised that I'm more excited about the place where I get to surf and learn to Bend food into existence from nothing? Hah. It has nothing to do with "canon point" already, just food. Feed me. Pancakes. Please?

Comments

[thatched]

Ha ha. Still a brat as always.

1/2

[ace_of_hearts]

[Thatch you just have to induce all the feels, right?]

2/2

[ace_of_hearts]

[YOU KNOW WHAT. He is not even going to do the whole, "Why are you alive?" "How is the afterlife?" "Are you mad at me for disobeying Pops and running off to avenge you?" schtick, because fuck that noise!]

[Instead he just glomps Thatch and gives him the most pleading look he can, shamelessly using his freckles and Thatch's gullible willingness to help Ace to beg here and look cute.]

Thatch... feed me, please! I haven't eaten all day! [TAKE PITY. Got any girl scout cookies?]

[thatched]

All I have left are thin mints. [And you're not getting your hands on those, damnit. Not after he's saved them from 1598 brothers]

[ace_of_hearts]

Thin Mints...

[Dude he wants them. And he is just trying to sniff them out from the hiding place. Are you ticklish Thatch? Because he's totally going for the shirt pockets.]

I'll pay you back. [He won't.]

[thatched]

You won't. I've picked up so many bar tabs for you. [If "book it" constitutes a bar tab that is.] Fine fine. You can have one. [pulls one from your ear like a magic trick and tosses it] Go get it!

[ace_of_hearts]

[You know what? He's not a collie damn it! But he's jumping for it anyway and GOTCHA. Cookie in the mouth! Perfect landing. Have a pose. He demands applause for this, okay.]

THANK YOU!

[Cooookie. He is totally not mentally singing the C is for Cookie song by the way. Just so you know.]

[thatched]

[....well that was amusing. He's just gonna keep chucking cookies at you and then a bit of charcoal just to see if you're paying attention]

[mikangirl]

Sure seems a lot of you are heading to that ship, lately.

[ace_of_hearts]

Must be because muns hear the words "ghost ship" and instantly want to send pirates. Although in my mun's case, it's even more shameless. She just likes reading about some of the "sci-fi" people there.

How about you, Nami? I hear you might be coming to Nautilus soon?

/putting the app in right this minute actually

[mikangirl]

Not me. Or-- well. Not me me. There's a younger girl coming in my place.

You'll take good care of her, right?

YAY \o/

[ace_of_hearts]

Of course.

You'll be in good company anyway, Sanji hasn't even been through the stuff Jii-jii told me about you guys on Enies Lobby yet. And Zoro doesn't remember Luffy punching the tenryuubito yet either.

It'll be nice to be the one from the future for once.

it's in!

[mikangirl]

...how far in the future?

Yaaaaaaaaaay! \o/

[ace_of_hearts]

[And a shadow crosses over his face.] Far enough to know I need to break Jinbe out of prison before Luffy gets any deeper. He shouldn't have been there at all.

[And to think it gets worse.]

=D

[waywardswords]

Don't worry about it. We'll get you out somehow. [he's not sure how but they've always just managed to survive before]

[om_nom_namur]

Sushi for breakfast, man. Pancakes tastes like Marco food.

[ace_of_hearts]

Pancakes are Marco food. That's what he makes whenever anyone lets him cook breakfast. Only he does it weirdly. Without eggs.

[HM Namur is here... Ace pauses and the gives a devious grin and glomps the fishman.] Namuuuuur. Please catch me something? I'll give you the perfect scritches behind your gills! Please please please?

[om_nom_namur]

Sheheheh crazy birdbrain. 'Sjust paste when you make it that way, amirite? Cooked paste. Sheh.

[Aaaaand glomped!]

ACE y'damn barnacle! [Tackles.] What, y'aren't really starvin' are ya? Damn muns.

[Namur pushes a webbed hand in Ace's face.]

Whatever. Yeah, I'll catch ya somethin'. A bigass tuna, how's that sound?

[ace_of_hearts]

Yup. I think it's called scones. You have to put it in tea so it isn't so dry, but that's just weird.

[SNUGGLES ANYWAY. He learned from Marco, okay.] TUNA! YAY!!! Thank you Namur you're the best!!! [Affectionately covers Namur in scritches in all the right places. WITH LOVE.]

[smoker_taisa]

[Really? You don't look like you're starving there brat.]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Nope. Shows what you know. He's famished.]

Well, if it isn't Smoker Taisa. In the smokey smokey flesh.

[Not that the idea of smoked meat makes him extra hungry. Except it does.]

[smoker_taisa]

Hnn...Portgas. Gonna come quietly and let me arrest you?

[ace_of_hearts]

Nope. Gonna get a new line? That one's getting a bit stale.

[smoker_taisa]

Who needs new lines? This isn't a popularity contest. This is about you getting locked away and the world being a bit safer.

[ace_of_hearts]

Oh, is the big bad Captain gonna lock me up?

We've been through this Taisa, you don't even have the capacity to put me away. And do you even know where I am?