Exitvoid app // TheWake Adventures

[ace_of_hearts]

Mun, with all due respect, you are being much too nervous about this.

You're actually satisfied with part of the app section, so now you're critiquing yourself to death on the items and second-guessing where it's not needed. Have a drink and relax. Would candles cheer you up? Pancakes? Man, I could go for some pancakes right now. There's a diner down the street you could get some at. Oi oi, if you're broke just do an eat'n'run. No, huh? Fine, wait five more hours before you can get food, I'm not the one starving. Yet.

And don't just brush off the fact that you're sending me someplace with rations. Do you want me and Luffy to starve? What are you thinking? Luffy could eat an entire marine ship out of stock, I don't think a ghost ship will fare much better.

Are you really surprised that I'm more excited about the place where I get to surf and learn to Bend food into existence from nothing? Hah. It has nothing to do with "canon point" already, just food. Feed me. Pancakes. Please?

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[thatched]

Ha ha. Still a brat as always.

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[ace_of_hearts]

[Thatch you just have to induce all the feels, right?]

2/2

[ace_of_hearts]

[YOU KNOW WHAT. He is not even going to do the whole, "Why are you alive?" "How is the afterlife?" "Are you mad at me for disobeying Pops and running off to avenge you?" schtick, because fuck that noise!]

[Instead he just glomps Thatch and gives him the most pleading look he can, shamelessly using his freckles and Thatch's gullible willingness to help Ace to beg here and look cute.]

Thatch... feed me, please! I haven't eaten all day! [TAKE PITY. Got any girl scout cookies?]

[thatched]

All I have left are thin mints. [And you're not getting your hands on those, damnit. Not after he's saved them from 1598 brothers]

[ace_of_hearts]

Thin Mints...

[Dude he wants them. And he is just trying to sniff them out from the hiding place. Are you ticklish Thatch? Because he's totally going for the shirt pockets.]

I'll pay you back. [He won't.]

[thatched]

You won't. I've picked up so many bar tabs for you. [If "book it" constitutes a bar tab that is.] Fine fine. You can have one. [pulls one from your ear like a magic trick and tosses it] Go get it!

[ace_of_hearts]

[You know what? He's not a collie damn it! But he's jumping for it anyway and GOTCHA. Cookie in the mouth! Perfect landing. Have a pose. He demands applause for this, okay.]

THANK YOU!

[Cooookie. He is totally not mentally singing the C is for Cookie song by the way. Just so you know.]

[thatched]

[....well that was amusing. He's just gonna keep chucking cookies at you and then a bit of charcoal just to see if you're paying attention]

[ace_of_hearts]

[NOM! Nom! Om Nom!]

[And then the coughs and splutters.]

Yech... the hell did I just eat? Thatch, one of your cookies went bad.

[thatched]

[He laughs. You're so dumb. That's why he loves you] Come on, Sparks. Lets get some real food. [wraps an arm around Ace's neck] I'm sure there are one or two restaurants in town that would love to have our business.

[ace_of_hearts]

[BEAMS.] They should, with all the amount I eat.

So how have you been?

[thatched]

Ahahaha you know. Resting. Tagging ladies around here. [but mostly being dead. woops]

[ace_of_hearts]

Yeah? Any pretty ones?

[thatched]

All the pretty ones. And a few interesting ones. And some that are...almost too interesting. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[or try to anyway]

So one more comm for the road, huh? You think you can handle it? Or are you just getting used to sticking around?

[ace_of_hearts]

"Too" interesting? [Seriously arching an eyebrow there.] How is that even possible?

I can handle anything, just about. And if I'm a little demanding of attention, that's just her fault for ditching me for awhile. Anyone would be pent up after all that.

[thatched]

There are some things in life only found by experience, mate. [And there are some experiences that you don't wanna live through twice]

That's why you're a brat, brat. I'm sure a gorgeous lady like your mun is enjoying you just as much without you pestering about pancakes... Though I might have to lodge a complaint if you don't get more tail than big green and muscly.

[ace_of_hearts]

Does that mean that finding out might scar me for life so I shouldn't ask? [Amused grin.]

Hah. If I have to want pancakes, she should too.

And as for the ah... rock tiger there... [Shrugs!] I'm working on it. Kind of. Mun gets shy easily. I figure it'll be easier the more she lets me out.

What's wrong with just that one anyway?

[thatched]

Too badly, newbie. Your kinda and wonderous Uncle Thatchinator will spare you the details but she certainly needs to grow more confidence. There's nothing wrong with a rock tiger now and again but the sea is full of beautiful fish just waiting for the right hands on their curves if you know what I mean. I want you to taste all anture has o offer.

[ace_of_hearts]

But now I'm curious and I don't want to be spared a single detail. Share man. Share all of it.

And you are just fishing to hear any other fish I netted recently, aren't you? [Peers at. He can totally see through you man.]

[mikangirl]

Sure seems a lot of you are heading to that ship, lately.

[thatched]

Could be. Could be. So spill and then I'll tell you about the Panini twins. [Though the censored version for the benefit of the ladies so they won't come after his soul]

[ace_of_hearts]

Must be because muns hear the words "ghost ship" and instantly want to send pirates. Although in my mun's case, it's even more shameless. She just likes reading about some of the "sci-fi" people there.

How about you, Nami? I hear you might be coming to Nautilus soon?

/putting the app in right this minute actually

[mikangirl]

Not me. Or-- well. Not me me. There's a younger girl coming in my place.

You'll take good care of her, right?

[ace_of_hearts]

Did they grill you sandwiches? [Okay he's being a smart-aleck, but also he's just plain hungry.]

I met a thief who can bend keys. Her name's Kay. And we caught a living swanboat together and took it out for a spin. And she asked me to teach her how to deal with animals as well as I do. [Aka his magic combination of brute force and post-fighting coaxing and bribery. It took him one whole tag to explain. Shut up.]

Now tell me about the Panini Twins and their sandwiches.

YAY \o/

[ace_of_hearts]

Of course.

You'll be in good company anyway, Sanji hasn't even been through the stuff Jii-jii told me about you guys on Enies Lobby yet. And Zoro doesn't remember Luffy punching the tenryuubito yet either.

It'll be nice to be the one from the future for once.