Mun just saw some WIR deleted scenes and muse is FREAKING OUT

[notaglitch]

Sweet mother of monkey milk, MUN! Did- ...you saw that right? I-..

...They almost made me into a complete psycho! I mean come on, it's common knowledge Taffyta is a preppy-know-it-all but- you really think I'd wanna watch her die in the street?! They actually made me SAY that!! I heard- I saw- it come outta my own mouth!!!

And you saw, Ralph was in on it too! We were total nutcases! ..I mean Ralph I can kinda see but me?? I'm adorable, I'm not a murderer!

I was just kiddin' about executin' the racers, seriously!

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[honey_glow]

[... oh god what.]

[notaglitch]

[THIS IS REALLY A THING THAT ALMOST HAPPENED.
Vanellope doesn't know how to react either Felix.]

[honey_glow]

Jiminy jaminy, Vanellope, I-- that's-- golly. But we all know you wouldn't do anything like that! Don't let it get to you, we know you're not like that at all!

[prince_of_tides]

Yeah, well, early development is weird. Obviously they thought it was nuts, too, or they wouldn't have changed it and you wouldn't be freaking out about it.

But yeah, seriously, that's... kinda messed up for Disney.

[notaglitch]

Kinda? It's more messed up than a tootsie-roll without its center! Why would they even put somethin' like that into development, even if they didn't use it?

Did they want me to terrify kids n'stead of bein' their role-model?

[prince_of_tides]

Hey, if you don't think they enjoy terrifying kids, somebody ought to introduce you to Malificent one of these days.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Wow, I know there's people I'd quite happily like to say that about but...

I can't imagine a kid like you ever saying anything like that, I mean you're what? eight, nine? You're way to small and cute to be having malicious nasty thoughts like that.

[notaglitch]

I know right? I'm nine, I might kid 'bout somethin' like that but-

[Noope, she just can't believe it what even. WHAT'S THE DEAl DISNEY.]

An' can you even IMAGINE what woulda' happened if that was put into the movie? ...cause I can't!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well if was, it probably would have promoted you to my mun's favorite character in the movie.

...Not entirely sure why you're not to be honest. I mean you're really fun!

(this jerk wanted to say something too)

[a_budget_issue]

I wouldn't worry about it too much. I mean, the guys who made my games almost turned me into the Blot.

... Which probably doesn't sound like much ta you, since you're still really popular and all, but trust me, it's even worse than what you're saying almost happened to you.

Ehehe x3

[notaglitch]

...

[Well that doesn't sound good.]

Well...yeah, I- ..I guess you gotta point. It could be worse.

...it's kinda freaky that they'd even think 'bout somethin' like that though. I mean sure it mighta been funny to SOME people but-

[Not enough to make it ok NOPE.]

[a_budget_issue]

People who would find something like that funny ain't worth our time.

[Shut up Oswald you know you would like anyone if they were your fan.]

And, besides, even if this girl was as awful to ya as I hear, everybody deserves a second chance, right? We can't go around lettin' people die, what kinda main characters would we be then? The lousy kind, that's what.

[wreckofaguy]

[Ralph going to stare at her in complete horror for a few moments before exclaiming.]

What?! We were gonna kill that brat that picks on you?

That...that's not right. Not at all.

If I was gonna kill anybody, it wouldn't be a little girl.

[Ralph's not a murderer either, but if someone was threatening his friends, he'd do what he could to stop them.

Not to mention he had a grudge against a certain racer.]

[notaglitch]

I...I guess?? I mean that's what I-...that's what I said... and it sounded like I was excited 'bout it too Ralph!!

[Or at least incredibly pleased with the thought of homicide for some reason.]

All I can say is that if this really happened, I don't think we'd be as popular as we are.

[wreckofaguy]

[Ralph shakes his head.]

You're not like that, kid. I can think of someone else who is, but definitely not you.

Yeah...people like that don't get many friends. I'm a Bad Guy, but I'm not that bad.

[selfmadeprincess]

I haven't seen it yet. Tell me, what happened? It's sound interesting.

[notaglitch]

Interestin'? It was awful! I was goin' on about how I wanted to watch her die! Didn't you hear me say that?

[selfmadeprincess]

But you didn't actually kill her, right? So I fail to see the problem here.

[kidwithastick]

Wait...what?

That's...that's not right. Even I didn't kill anyone who picked on me in my backstory...

The only reason I had to kill the Queen is because she was going to hurt Yorda.

[notaglitch]

Well I- ...I never actually killed anyone! This was- ...planned to happen but never made it into the movie.

[Thank GOODNESS.]

Things mighta' turned out a lot different if it had.

[roadblasted]

[The retro racer tilts his helmet up slightly with his thumb, whistling like he's impressed.]

Daaaaaang... gotta say, gummi bear, can't say I ever expected that from ya! S'pretty hardcore fer a lil' crumb-snatcher! Maybe we got more in common than we thought... heheheh~

[notaglitch]

...

[She's just going to give him a look at that.]

No- ...cause this never even happened. Deleted scenes are deleted for a reason yaknow.

[And thank programmers it WAS deleted.]

[lifes_short_pop]

We all say really stupid things when we get angry or upset. Sometimes, we do really dumb things when we're angry and upset, too. But so long as no one got hurt...

[notaglitch]

S'far as I know, nobody did- but just cause that never even made it into the movie.

..The creepy part was how....how excited I sounded about the thought of....that.

[lifes_short_pop]

Well just because I sometimes dream of punching someone's lights out or say that dumping them in a nest of gridbugs would be well-deserved karma doesn't mean I actually would.

My mun let me know that she was a total brat to you, and wrecked your car, so it isn't surprising that you lost your temper like that.