Mun just saw some WIR deleted scenes and muse is FREAKING OUT

[notaglitch]

Sweet mother of monkey milk, MUN! Did- ...you saw that right? I-..

...They almost made me into a complete psycho! I mean come on, it's common knowledge Taffyta is a preppy-know-it-all but- you really think I'd wanna watch her die in the street?! They actually made me SAY that!! I heard- I saw- it come outta my own mouth!!!

And you saw, Ralph was in on it too! We were total nutcases! ..I mean Ralph I can kinda see but me?? I'm adorable, I'm not a murderer!

I was just kiddin' about executin' the racers, seriously!

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[honey_glow]

[... oh god what.]

[prince_of_tides]

Yeah, well, early development is weird. Obviously they thought it was nuts, too, or they wouldn't have changed it and you wouldn't be freaking out about it.

But yeah, seriously, that's... kinda messed up for Disney.

[notaglitch]

[THIS IS REALLY A THING THAT ALMOST HAPPENED.
Vanellope doesn't know how to react either Felix.]

[notaglitch]

Kinda? It's more messed up than a tootsie-roll without its center! Why would they even put somethin' like that into development, even if they didn't use it?

Did they want me to terrify kids n'stead of bein' their role-model?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Wow, I know there's people I'd quite happily like to say that about but...

I can't imagine a kid like you ever saying anything like that, I mean you're what? eight, nine? You're way to small and cute to be having malicious nasty thoughts like that.

(this jerk wanted to say something too)

[a_budget_issue]

I wouldn't worry about it too much. I mean, the guys who made my games almost turned me into the Blot.

... Which probably doesn't sound like much ta you, since you're still really popular and all, but trust me, it's even worse than what you're saying almost happened to you.

[notaglitch]

I know right? I'm nine, I might kid 'bout somethin' like that but-

[Noope, she just can't believe it what even. WHAT'S THE DEAl DISNEY.]

An' can you even IMAGINE what woulda' happened if that was put into the movie? ...cause I can't!

[honey_glow]

Jiminy jaminy, Vanellope, I-- that's-- golly. But we all know you wouldn't do anything like that! Don't let it get to you, we know you're not like that at all!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well if was, it probably would have promoted you to my mun's favorite character in the movie.

...Not entirely sure why you're not to be honest. I mean you're really fun!

[wreckofaguy]

[Ralph going to stare at her in complete horror for a few moments before exclaiming.]

What?! We were gonna kill that brat that picks on you?

That...that's not right. Not at all.

If I was gonna kill anybody, it wouldn't be a little girl.

[Ralph's not a murderer either, but if someone was threatening his friends, he'd do what he could to stop them.

Not to mention he had a grudge against a certain racer.]

Ehehe x3

[notaglitch]

...

[Well that doesn't sound good.]

Well...yeah, I- ..I guess you gotta point. It could be worse.

...it's kinda freaky that they'd even think 'bout somethin' like that though. I mean sure it mighta been funny to SOME people but-

[Not enough to make it ok NOPE.]

[notaglitch]

It's creepy, that's what it is.

...But- ..y-yeah, thanks. I'd like to think that even if I got really angry I wouldn't have someone killed over it.

...Or, yaknow, just- ...let them die for whatever reason.

[notaglitch]

.....Hold on, hold on-

...If I had actually said I wanted someone to die- your mun would have...

...

[What?? She knows villains are popular but that does not compute.]

[notaglitch]

I...I guess?? I mean that's what I-...that's what I said... and it sounded like I was excited 'bout it too Ralph!!

[Or at least incredibly pleased with the thought of homicide for some reason.]

All I can say is that if this really happened, I don't think we'd be as popular as we are.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Don't worry though, she's not totally serious.

Just the way that line was delivered cracked her up.

[notaglitch]

...O-..ok. Ok...Good gumdrops you had me goin' for a second there-

[She gives a weak chuckle, playing with a strand of her hair.]

..Still. I'm glad they uh...cut it out.

[prince_of_tides]

Hey, if you don't think they enjoy terrifying kids, somebody ought to introduce you to Malificent one of these days.

[wreckofaguy]

[Ralph shakes his head.]

You're not like that, kid. I can think of someone else who is, but definitely not you.

Yeah...people like that don't get many friends. I'm a Bad Guy, but I'm not that bad.

[notaglitch]

[She'll pass.]

...I get that Disney has done some pretty messed up stuff in the past, but this is pretty....extreme.

[notaglitch]

Yeah...yeah, I get'cha. I was just kiddin' about executin' them, honest.

I just wanted to see Taffyta cry a little..

[Not- ...DIE.]

[prince_of_tides]

Honestly, yeah. I mean, anyone your age getting to a point where they can say something like that and mean it...

[a_budget_issue]

People who would find something like that funny ain't worth our time.

[Shut up Oswald you know you would like anyone if they were your fan.]

And, besides, even if this girl was as awful to ya as I hear, everybody deserves a second chance, right? We can't go around lettin' people die, what kinda main characters would we be then? The lousy kind, that's what.

[notaglitch]

[Yeaaah. It's not pleasant.]

Good thing they changed their mind in the end then, I guess.

[notaglitch]

Exactly! I mean, she might be really snobby, but that doesn't mean I want her dead 'cause of it. I mean if anythin' things would be downright borin' around without Taffyta to pester.

[She kinda had that coming, circumstances not withstanding.]

I guess it'd kinda make sense if I was the bad guy, but....even then, the bad guys I know wouldn't kill anyone.

[honey_glow]

Especially if they're not programmed to die!

[Cause, let's be real, dying isn't a big deal to Felix. But for other people it's a completely different story!]

You're much too sweet for something mean like that, Madam President. And not just because of all that candy in your hair.