On his current depression in game

[crownless_king]

Hey, fuckhead.

How long are you planning on rolling with this shit? Come on dude, if I can get over dead parents, I can get over this. Just a reminder here, I'm on a big island filled with people that legitimately have to have sex, okay? This is what we in the biz call a "fucking goldmine". There isn't even any winking or nudging needed in this case. You could title this chapter "Boning my Way Through the Pussy Express" and it'd still be more subtle than the reality.

So can we cut the mopey shit just because a bunch of my forever girls, and my actual forever girl have hit the long and dusty? I mean, look at the bright side! You got JRPG characters watching over me and manga/anime characters having the hugging feels around me.

[beat]

On second thought, let's maybe milk this just a bit longer. I hear pity sex can be pretty fucking hot.

Real talk, stop worrying about me, shitlord. I've survived killing Luke in Wonderfuck Castle, and I've survived Yukari dying on Isle de la Wonderfuck. Not to mention one of my best and longest friends pulling a knife on me and making it clear that we're over as Hell. And that's on top of the wonderful life I've led for myself. In short, I'm made of sturdier shit than you're acting like, and I know you know better than that. We had a thing going, mun. Stop fucking it up with this sloppy sappy crap.

Cool? Cool.

Comments

[thelovers]

Your actual forever girl?

[crownless_king]

Yeah. My actual forever girl. Oh, why did you have to leave me...








...Aisha dearest.

[thelovers]

[ ........... ]

[timezone]

Not having pity sex with you.

[Still upset at you being a stubborn asshole and making him worry, Travis.]

[crownless_king]

Oh eat my shorts, Link.

...And can I get Zelda's number. Cause between you and me man, hubba fucking hubba.

[timezone]

No. And no to that, too!



...she is beautiful, though, isn't she? [Way to derail there.]

[garters]

Oh boo-fucking-hoo. When did you become such a little shitstain in a diaper?

[crownless_king]

I KNOW RIGHT?! You see this, even Bad Girl is all over this shit, pointing out your dumbfuckery.

[garters]

It doesn't make much, you know. Dumbfuckery is pretty much all you do other than fucking dying.

[androgynoushostess]

[She's rearing to gripe at you for the 'pity sex' part but for now she lets it slide >( She wanted to help you you pain in her ass!!]

Well, as long as you're not depressed anymore I guess it doesn't matter how you do it.

[It wouldn't be pity with her, dumb ass. She doesn't want you choking to death.]

[crownless_king]

Yeah, I wish I wasn't depressed anymore. Consider this a special look into the mind and heart of a muse so meta, he can commentate on himself and his mun at the same time.

[androgynoushostess]

You missed all the food at my birthday party. I guess I should thank your mun?

[Because you know Haruhi was all over that food okay. It was probably on sale too so food at a discount? You bet she enjoyed that on her birthday!! And you missed it, Travis!!]

I'll save you some cake at least? [She could make him tea and they could talk about feelings and it will be great? Hush, Mun. Just because she's losing a cast mate this month doesn't mean you need to get ideas]

[ninjainviolet]

Travis....

Do we need to have a talk?

[crownless_king]

...Travis?

Uh...no home. Mr Travis, no here.

[ninjainviolet]

Liar.

You and me are going to have a nice little talk.

[Asshole. :P]

[herplaceinthesun]

Damn it Travis, I look away for one second and you get all down on me? Are we going to have to have a "talk"?

[And by that she means is she gonna have to punch you? In the face.]

[crownless_king]

Oh just count your lucky stars, kitty. You're seeing the bitter, yet comically laced approach to it. Ground zero was a fucking mess.

Also there are way too many "talks" being brought up here.

[herplaceinthesun]

I'm sorry my mun is a dumbass and added to your trauma conga. But hey, I'd totally give you pity sex but I don't fuck pitiful people.

So when you get over it all we can have kickass people sex.

Thaaaaat's because the best way to change a person's outlook is to punch 'em.

[starbreaking]

Yeah, what the hell, Travis? Sappy is my job! Or something. That sounded cooler in my head.



A-also-- Hi...!

[crownless_king]

I know, right? Meanwhile I'm all sloppy sob storm and shit and god man, so embarrassing.






Hey, how you doing, bro?

then there was life steamroller /LATE

[starbreaking]

What even happened? I mean... it sounds like girl trouble but I didn't really get some of it, aha...


Oh, um, I'm good! Aside from mun kind of forgot about me forever. A friend picked up an artbook and next I know I'm back out again and... I don't know if she's really planning anything with me... [It sounds so much lamer out loud aaauugh]

[rewritereality]

Muns sure like to drag these things out, don't they?

At least we're past the point of mutual misery sex?

[crownless_king]

It's like they get off on it or something. I bet they'd rub it all over their faces if they could. Like lotion, or handfuls of bacon.

Well, mostly past. Now it's that whole "having sex reminds me of who I've lost" kind of stage.

[begetsvengeance]

You aren't going to break on me now, are you?

[Hi Travis, Jeane is helping. Somehow.]

[crownless_king]

[Oh. Hey there, Jeane.]

Might be too late for that. We're all broken in some way.