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dear_mun2013-02-06 09:26 pm
crownless_king) wrote in dear_mun2013-02-06 09:26 pm
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On his current depression in game
Hey, fuckhead.
How long are you planning on rolling with this shit? Come on dude, if I can get over dead parents, I can get over this. Just a reminder here, I'm on a big island filled with people that legitimately have to have sex, okay? This is what we in the biz call a "fucking goldmine". There isn't even any winking or nudging needed in this case. You could title this chapter "Boning my Way Through the Pussy Express" and it'd still be more subtle than the reality.
So can we cut the mopey shit just because a bunch of my forever girls, and my actual forever girl have hit the long and dusty? I mean, look at the bright side! You got JRPG characters watching over me and manga/anime characters having the hugging feels around me.
[beat]
On second thought, let's maybe milk this just a bit longer. I hear pity sex can be pretty fucking hot.
Real talk, stop worrying about me, shitlord. I've survived killing Luke in Wonderfuck Castle, and I've survived Yukari dying on Isle de la Wonderfuck. Not to mention one of my best and longest friends pulling a knife on me and making it clear that we're over as Hell. And that's on top of the wonderful life I've led for myself. In short, I'm made of sturdier shit than you're acting like, and I know you know better than that. We had a thing going, mun. Stop fucking it up with this sloppy sappy crap.
Cool? Cool.
How long are you planning on rolling with this shit? Come on dude, if I can get over dead parents, I can get over this. Just a reminder here, I'm on a big island filled with people that legitimately have to have sex, okay? This is what we in the biz call a "fucking goldmine". There isn't even any winking or nudging needed in this case. You could title this chapter "Boning my Way Through the Pussy Express" and it'd still be more subtle than the reality.
So can we cut the mopey shit just because a bunch of my forever girls, and my actual forever girl have hit the long and dusty? I mean, look at the bright side! You got JRPG characters watching over me and manga/anime characters having the hugging feels around me.
[beat]
On second thought, let's maybe milk this just a bit longer. I hear pity sex can be pretty fucking hot.
Real talk, stop worrying about me, shitlord. I've survived killing Luke in Wonderfuck Castle, and I've survived Yukari dying on Isle de la Wonderfuck. Not to mention one of my best and longest friends pulling a knife on me and making it clear that we're over as Hell. And that's on top of the wonderful life I've led for myself. In short, I'm made of sturdier shit than you're acting like, and I know you know better than that. We had a thing going, mun. Stop fucking it up with this sloppy sappy crap.
Cool? Cool.
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A-also-- Hi...!
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Hey, how you doing, bro?
then there was life steamroller /LATE
Oh, um, I'm good! Aside from mun kind of forgot about me forever. A friend picked up an artbook and next I know I'm back out again and... I don't know if she's really planning anything with me... [It sounds so much lamer out loud aaauugh]