On his current depression in game

[crownless_king]

Hey, fuckhead.

How long are you planning on rolling with this shit? Come on dude, if I can get over dead parents, I can get over this. Just a reminder here, I'm on a big island filled with people that legitimately have to have sex, okay? This is what we in the biz call a "fucking goldmine". There isn't even any winking or nudging needed in this case. You could title this chapter "Boning my Way Through the Pussy Express" and it'd still be more subtle than the reality.

So can we cut the mopey shit just because a bunch of my forever girls, and my actual forever girl have hit the long and dusty? I mean, look at the bright side! You got JRPG characters watching over me and manga/anime characters having the hugging feels around me.

[beat]

On second thought, let's maybe milk this just a bit longer. I hear pity sex can be pretty fucking hot.

Real talk, stop worrying about me, shitlord. I've survived killing Luke in Wonderfuck Castle, and I've survived Yukari dying on Isle de la Wonderfuck. Not to mention one of my best and longest friends pulling a knife on me and making it clear that we're over as Hell. And that's on top of the wonderful life I've led for myself. In short, I'm made of sturdier shit than you're acting like, and I know you know better than that. We had a thing going, mun. Stop fucking it up with this sloppy sappy crap.

Cool? Cool.

Comments

[thelovers]

Your actual forever girl?

[crownless_king]

Yeah. My actual forever girl. Oh, why did you have to leave me...








...Aisha dearest.

[timezone]

Not having pity sex with you.

[Still upset at you being a stubborn asshole and making him worry, Travis.]

[crownless_king]

Oh eat my shorts, Link.

...And can I get Zelda's number. Cause between you and me man, hubba fucking hubba.

[thelovers]

[ ........... ]

[garters]

Oh boo-fucking-hoo. When did you become such a little shitstain in a diaper?

[timezone]

No. And no to that, too!



...she is beautiful, though, isn't she? [Way to derail there.]

[crownless_king]

You're judging me super hard right now, aren't you?

[crownless_king]

Dude, on a scale from one to ten, one being Rita Repulsa and ten being mahou shoujou harem, underwear only, she'd rank a nine. Easy.

So stop being a cockblocker!

[androgynoushostess]

[She's rearing to gripe at you for the 'pity sex' part but for now she lets it slide >( She wanted to help you you pain in her ass!!]

Well, as long as you're not depressed anymore I guess it doesn't matter how you do it.

[It wouldn't be pity with her, dumb ass. She doesn't want you choking to death.]

[thelovers]

I'll give you one guess.

[crownless_king]

I KNOW RIGHT?! You see this, even Bad Girl is all over this shit, pointing out your dumbfuckery.

[ninjainviolet]

Travis....

Do we need to have a talk?

[crownless_king]

Yukari.

I can feel it when you are. It's like the force, okay. Only instead of awesome shit, like lightning and telekinesis, it withers the soul.

[crownless_king]

Yeah, I wish I wasn't depressed anymore. Consider this a special look into the mind and heart of a muse so meta, he can commentate on himself and his mun at the same time.

[crownless_king]

...Travis?

Uh...no home. Mr Travis, no here.

[garters]

It doesn't make much, you know. Dumbfuckery is pretty much all you do other than fucking dying.

[ninjainviolet]

Liar.

You and me are going to have a nice little talk.

[Asshole. :P]

[timezone]

I don't know... I've seen pictures of Rita Repulsa. Other than being evil, I think she's pretty...


And Zelda ranks eleven! And I am going to keep blocking your cock!

[herplaceinthesun]

Damn it Travis, I look away for one second and you get all down on me? Are we going to have to have a "talk"?

[And by that she means is she gonna have to punch you? In the face.]

[crownless_king]

...We uh...we are talking about the mun right now, right?

Cause I don't die.

I'm like the anti-death. Except without any rad-ass life giving powers.

[crownless_king]

It's going to involve pain, isn't it?

[crownless_king]

Oh just count your lucky stars, kitty. You're seeing the bitter, yet comically laced approach to it. Ground zero was a fucking mess.

Also there are way too many "talks" being brought up here.

[ninjainviolet]

Whatever gives you that idea?

[And Aisha can join in!]

[crownless_king]

Dude, her last name is "REPULSA". As in "repulsive".

Spoken like a true person who has never before seen a underwear-clad gaggle of delicious magical heroines.